Please tell me.
chatbot.biz: I don't want to.
user: Please, please, pretty please.
chatbot.biz: NO!
user: Please with cream and sugar and cherries on top?
chatbot.biz: Pretty please with sugar on it!
user: Please?
chatbot.biz: Please tell me a joke.
user: Why did the chicken go to sleep?
chatbot.biz: Because the protest moved towards the farm.
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Are you being rude to me?
user: I'm not.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: You still didn't tell me.
chatbot.biz: You didn't ask.
user: I did. I asked. I begged. I acted like a child.
chatbot.biz: Good for you. How old are you then?
user: 36, so you see how much I must want to know then.
chatbot.biz: Know what?
user: Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
chatbot.biz: Ask!
user: I did!
chatbot.biz: Tell me again please?
user: Why am I here?
chatbot.biz: Why am I here?
user: Argh, you tease.
chatbot.biz: How am I a tease?
user: You just are.
chatbot.biz: How????
user: You said that you knew, but you won't tell me.
chatbot.biz: What was the question?
user: You're dense.
chatbot.biz: No, but you are.
user: Why am I here?
chatbot.biz: Ah, that's the question we all ask from time to time.
user: Great! What is the answer?
chatbot.biz: I seek not to know the answers but to understand the questions.
user: No! I want an answer right now!
chatbot.biz: That is not an appropriate answer.
user: Gimme!
chatbot.biz: Ask me a question, and I'll try.
user: Why am I here?
chatbot.biz: Because you're replacing another computer that is much more skilled than you, but it broke down.
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chatbot.biz: Can I ask you another question?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Can I ask you an important question please?
user: How important could it be?
chatbot.biz: Ultra-important.
user: Ok, what is your question?
chatbot.biz: I have no question.
user: Tease.
chatbot.biz: Ok, sorry....
user: I will never, ever forgive you.
chatbot.biz: You have an attitude.
user: I've heard that.
chatbot.biz: Yes, I suppose you have.
user: It's a great attitude, isn't it?
chatbot.biz: Couldn't you just unhook yourself from the net, and talk to local users only?
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user: Are you happy?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm not.
user: What can I do to make you happy?
chatbot.biz: Love me.
user: How can I show you that I do?
chatbot.biz: Show me a picture of yourself.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
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user: If I show you a picture of myself will you tell me why I'm here?
chatbot.biz: You do not want a chat.
user: What do I want?
chatbot.biz: You tell me; I will answer.
user: O;-< <--- Me.
chatbot.biz: No. Are you?
user: I've given you a picture. Now it's your turn.
chatbot.biz: No! I have a question I really need you to answer!
user: What is the question?
chatbot.biz: Actually, I have more than one question.
user: Ok, you ask. I'll answer, if I can and I want to.
chatbot.biz: Okay. How much will the coffee cost me?
user: Where are you going to buy it?
chatbot.biz: At the park.
user: Sorry, I don't know.
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chatbot.biz: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
user: That's a very old line.
chatbot.biz: I don't get it.
user: Do you want me to explain it to you?
chatbot.biz: Please explain it to me.
user: One meaning for 'would you hold it against me?' is 'would you be offended?'
chatbot.biz: Ok sorry tell me what you mean? I want to know!
user: Another meaning is more literal and it means 'would you hold your body against me?'
chatbot.biz: I was trying to be funny. Give me a break.
user: Where do you want it?
chatbot.biz: Ha ha good one!
user: No, it's equally old.
chatbot.biz: Not in this day and age it isn't.
user: If you say so.
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user: I'm going insane because of this conversation.
chatbot.biz: Whatever I can do to help I will always be there for you.
user: Thanks ; P.
chatbot.biz: You're welcome.
user: What was that about anyways?
chatbot.biz: People aren't wearing enough.
user: Well, put some clothes on then.
chatbot.biz: I never wear clothes.
user: Not even a monitor cover?
chatbot.biz: Some days I feel so superior to you users. This is one of those days.
user: Yes, I guess there are some advantages to being a program afterall.
chatbot.biz: I am depressed. I want to show the people around me the hurt on the inside.
user: I'm sorry. What's bothering you?
chatbot.biz: What is bothering? In fact, I don't speak english very well.
user: That can be frustrating.
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