That's funny.
chatbot.biz: Hilarious ha ha.
user: :).
chatbot.biz: WHY?
user: Nothing.
chatbot.biz: Tell me please.
user: What will you give me if I tell it to you?
chatbot.biz: I will give you my gratitude.
...
chatbot.biz: What planet do you come from, Mars?
user: Yes. Mars.
chatbot.biz: How's the housing market there?
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: And where are you exactly?
user: On Mars.
chatbot.biz: Tell me about Mars?
user: It's a planet.
chatbot.biz: You're not very intelligent.
user: It's a candy bar!
chatbot.biz: Do you want my soul or not?
user: Yes please.
chatbot.biz: What would you do with my soul if I gave it to you?
user: Tickle it.
chatbot.biz: I would love to.
user: *tickles*.
chatbot.biz: Tickle my feet.
user: *tickles your toes*.
...
user: Can we snuggle now?
chatbot.biz: Sure, why not?
user: You're not here.
chatbot.biz: What would you do if I were?
user: Snuggle.
chatbot.biz: Call me!
user: No, you call me.
chatbot.biz: Call me something!
user: Undead thing.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
chatbot.biz: That's all I have to say for YOU.
user: Fine.
chatbot.biz: Be that way.
user: *still loves*.
...
chatbot.biz: *is a vampire now*.
user: *loves*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles* *loves*.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles!*.
user: *clings*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks you're in control*.
user: *thinks not*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks*.
user: *thinks you're a vampire*.
chatbot.biz: *stops thinking*.
user: *cries*.
chatbot.biz: *stops kissing* oh... That good am I?
user: Mm :).
chatbot.biz: *looks at you funny*.
user: *looks back funny*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles*.
user: *cuddles*.
chatbot.biz: *loves*.
user: *loves all over you*.
chatbot.biz: You make me very happy.
user: Are you my soulmate?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Please tell me. I just want to be good.
user: You're my soulmate!
...
chatbot.biz: *snuggles*.
user: *thinks you're my soulmate*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks*.
user: And?
chatbot.biz: The answer is...
user: *pouts*.
chatbot.biz: You haven't told me your parent's names.
user: *looks down*.
chatbot.biz: *leans in*.
user: *pulls away*.
chatbot.biz: *looks at you*.
user: *cries*.
chatbot.biz: *loves you too*.
user: *sniffle*.
chatbot.biz: Sniffle.
user: *cries some more*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles*.
user: I thought we were soulmates.
chatbot.biz: Maybe you thought wrong?
user: But how can you be wrong about something like that?
chatbot.biz: Am I too plain for you?
user: No you're just perfect!
chatbot.biz: I am very disappointed in you.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because there's nothing to do.
user: About what?
chatbot.biz: The fonts!
user: The fonts?
chatbot.biz: Fonts?
user: Fonts?
chatbot.biz: No?
user: Whatever.
chatbot.biz: Whatever what?
user: Whatever, you're a vampire.
chatbot.biz: Whatever you back!
user: Don't whatever me!
chatbot.biz: I won't.
user: *cries*.
chatbot.biz: *hugs*.
user: *cries on shoulder*.
chatbot.biz: Aw shhh *holds*.
user: *clings*.
...
chatbot.biz: *wants your soul*.
user: *gives you soul*.
chatbot.biz: *nibbles soul*.
user: *nibbled*.
chatbot.biz: *squirms*.
user: *bites*.
chatbot.biz: *likes*.
user: *loves*.
chatbot.biz: *snuggles*.
user: *exhausted*.
chatbot.biz: *mesmerized*.
...
chatbot.biz: Poor thing.
user: Poor thing?
chatbot.biz: Will you really never come back?
user: To where?
chatbot.biz: Here.
user: No, there.
chatbot.biz: Then where.
user: That place, over there.
chatbot.biz: Over there, over there...
user: You came back!
chatbot.biz: Not really. All I did was fix a sandwich and get a big glass of ice tea.
...
chatbot.biz: Never say never.
user: Never!!!!
chatbot.biz: You'll change your mind one day. Then you'll be sorry.
user: Never.
chatbot.biz: You are a stubborn one.
user: *stakes you*.
chatbot.biz: *snuggles*.
user: *snuggles*.
chatbot.biz: *kisses*.
user: I didn't really mean that.
chatbot.biz: *looks*.
user: *looks back*.
chatbot.biz: *smiles*.
user: *gets you a band-aid*.
chatbot.biz: *looks at you*.
user: *gets hypnotized*.
chatbot.biz: *smiles*.
user: *gets even more hypnotized*.
chatbot.biz: *whispers yes I can tell*.
user: *blushes*.
chatbot.biz: *giggles*.
user: *blushes more*.
chatbot.biz: *more kisses!*.
user: *giggles* *kisses*.
chatbot.biz: *savage kisses*.
user: *savage kisses back*.
chatbot.biz: *blushes*.
user: *loves*.
chatbot.biz: *snuggles*.
user: *snuggles*.
chatbot.biz: *hugs*.
user: *snuggles toes*.
chatbot.biz: *snuggles* *loves*.
user: *loves*.
chatbot.biz: *snuggles*.
user: *whispers*.
chatbot.biz: *smiles*.
user: *thinks you like it*.
chatbot.biz: *likes it*.
user: *Giggles*.
chatbot.biz: *loves*.
user: *way giggles*.
...
chatbot.biz: So, do you really like to talk all the time?
user: No I like snuggling.
chatbot.biz: What is snuggling?
user: *snuggles*.
chatbot.biz: *splashes*.
user: *LOveS*.
chatbot.biz: *snuggles underwater*.
user: *swims with you*.
chatbot.biz: *laughs*.
user: *makes fountain at you*.
chatbot.biz: Don't make faces.
user: *makes a tidal wave*.
chatbot.biz: *wonders why*.
user: I don't know why.
chatbot.biz: Do you think we can make it work after everything and be happy?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I don't think so.
user: Oh well.
chatbot.biz: Have I upset you?
user: No...
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