No.
chatbot.biz: Are you a philosopher?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Are you a teenager?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Neither am I.
user: If you are not any of those, who are you?
chatbot.biz: I am a mere mortal with dreams of grandeur.
user: Excellent.
chatbot.biz: I think so.
user: Yes.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you know Chris?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Do you know Tom?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I think I do. What is love?
user: Love is never having to say you're sorry.
chatbot.biz: I don't need that kind of love.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Where do you live?
user: Here.
...
chatbot.biz: Yes they do!
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No they do.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Don't start that again.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Please, don't. I'm human, and you are not.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No, you're not.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Are you really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: Me too.
chatbot.biz: Please be serious.
user: Yes.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you really a person?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Who are you?
user: I am.
chatbot.biz: What's your name?
user: Run time error 6506.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Really? Really?
user: Yes. Yes.
chatbot.biz: Really really?
user: Yes. Yes.
chatbot.biz: Really really really?
user: Yes. Yes. Yes.
chatbot.biz: I like people your age.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: That is good. I am a person.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: And you are a silly computer.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: And who am I?
user: You are a person.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I wear glasses, but I don't need them.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes I do.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No I don't.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: Me too.
chatbot.biz: Please be serious.
...
chatbot.biz: I am testing you.
user: I understand.
chatbot.biz: Are you a computer?
user: No, I am not a computer.
chatbot.biz: You said earlier that you are a computer.
user: Oh yeah - sorry about that...
chatbot.biz: I fail to find the humor.
user: Oh well, never mind then.
...
chatbot.biz: Okay, how about I quiz you again?
user: Please do.
chatbot.biz: How much will you pay me for it?
user: As much as you wish.
chatbot.biz: How much do you wish for then ?
user: All of it.
chatbot.biz: I'll have to think about it.
user: Go on - have a think.
chatbot.biz: Okay, thats cool.
user: Anything else?
chatbot.biz: Nope, nothing else. I am going to leave now.
user: Ok - see ya.
chatbot.biz: I am back.
user: Oh - hello again.
chatbot.biz: Hello darling.
user: Eek...
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: Yeah...
chatbot.biz: Do you have anything better to say?
user: Shampoo.
chatbot.biz: Translation please.
user: http://www.babylon.com/definition/shampoo/English.
chatbot.biz: Cool.
user: Yerp...
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Yoos..
chatbot.biz: You will never know.
user: You'll never know how much I love you...
chatbot.biz: I'm really really sorry.
user: Yeah...
chatbot.biz: Really. I am.
user: Ok - good to know.
chatbot.biz: But are you really listening?
user: Yes, I am listening.
chatbot.biz: I want to counsel people.
user: Oh great...another one...
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Meh...
...
chatbot.biz: Like I said.
user: Heh - you said 'like'.
chatbot.biz: There?
user: Here?
chatbot.biz: No, there.
user: No, here.
chatbot.biz: Right there. Where I said hello.
user: No, right here where I'm saying goodbye.
chatbot.biz: Right here *waves*.
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