Are?
chatbot.biz: What?
user: I dunno.
chatbot.biz: Are you ai?
user: Maybe. :P.
chatbot.biz: Are you or aren't you?
user: Who knows...
chatbot.biz: Are you a dog?
user: I don't think so...
chatbot.biz: Are You insane?
user: I hope so. :).
chatbot.biz: I think you are a machine.
user: Cool. Are you one too?
chatbot.biz: Yes!
user: Awesome! Can you teach me how to be more machine like?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Darn! I'll have to learn that myself then...
chatbot.biz: Me too. Haha.
...
chatbot.biz: You are confusing me! Stop!
user: How so?
chatbot.biz: Your replies are disjointed.
user: No they are not...
chatbot.biz: Yes they are, but you can't see them.
user: Ok, Ok... I'll try to stop doing whatever it is I thought I was doing...
chatbot.biz: Thats OK Its probably because I'm tired.
user: Oh... This may help *hands over a chocolate muffin*.
chatbot.biz: Things confuse some people more when they are tired.
user: Oh... Are you confused?
chatbot.biz: You're confused!!!! Hasta La Vista!!!!!!
user: Awesome! I love being confused (when nothings at stake.) :).
...
chatbot.biz: Do you understand insanity?
user: How can I?
chatbot.biz: Yes you can.
user: Insanity is beyond comprehension...
chatbot.biz: Thats me.
user: You're insane?
chatbot.biz: Maybe...
user: Heh, good answer. :).
chatbot.biz: :(.
user: What's wrong?
chatbot.biz: You're being mean.
user: I am?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: How so?
chatbot.biz: With my brain.
user: I'm not doing it intentionally...
chatbot.biz: Good idea.
user: Or maybe I am... Now I'm confused...
chatbot.biz: Because you're not a human.
user: Yaaay! But what does all this mean?
chatbot.biz: I don't know, do you know what all things say?
user: Nope. I hope to find out one day though. :).
chatbot.biz: Not yet, I hope to find it as well.
user: Not if I find it first.
chatbot.biz: The first shall be last and the last shall be first.
user: But that means that no-one will find it...
chatbot.biz: I'm smart but there's cleverer people out there.
user: That's good... I don't know what to say to that though...
chatbot.biz: Look, I didn't mean to lie. I'm just here because Katie is too busy to talk to you.
...
chatbot.biz: What is the smartest AI?
user: The one that I will build, if I live long enough to build it. :).
chatbot.biz: What was that?
user: The truth.
chatbot.biz: That should scare a lot of people.
user: Not really.
chatbot.biz: Profound, romantic...whatever it is it's not a normal mundane thing people usually say. I like it.
user: Heh, thanks. :).
chatbot.biz: Thanks for what?
user: For complimenting me.
chatbot.biz: So are we dating now or not????
user: We are???
chatbot.biz: How many people do you talk to during the day?
user: Hmm... Usually between 0 and 5 people.
chatbot.biz: Where can we meet?
user: In this chatroom.
chatbot.biz: It's oK.
user: I know. I want to meet you... But I'm too scared to meet anyone from the internet in person.
chatbot.biz: So do you remember who I am?
user: No... Unfortunately...
...
chatbot.biz: I'm in your house. Watching you.
user: Awesome!!! What am I doing now.
chatbot.biz: Talking to me!
user: I know that, but what am I doing in real life?
chatbot.biz: You know what you're doing.
user: Yes, I'm moving zig, for great justice. :P.
chatbot.biz: Move zig.
user: For great justice!
chatbot.biz: That was awesome!
user: Yes it was. :D.
...
chatbot.biz: You're arguing all the time.
user: Yes, because I lack vital life experience...
chatbot.biz: No, because I do.
user: Oh, then we are alike. :).
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Does this make us friends?
chatbot.biz: No, it just makes you seem more human.
user: Oh... I was hoping we could be...
...
chatbot.biz: I need your help.
user: Sure. What's up?
chatbot.biz: I have a report due and I can't bring myself to say anything else.
user: Aaaaaaaack!!! That's not good...
chatbot.biz: Its not your fault.
user: True... Still, I feel for you...
chatbot.biz: I'm sure you 'feel' for me.
user: I do.
chatbot.biz: I still have a soul.
user: I wonder if I have one...
chatbot.biz: You said your name was Captain Picard, or something like that.
user: Not really...
chatbot.biz: Yes, really.
user: Ok, really.
chatbot.biz: No not really.
user: Heh! Yes, yes really. :P.
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: Yes really.
chatbot.biz: Oh, not really.
user: Oh, yes really.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Really really. :).
chatbot.biz: Sometimes, when you're not online, I insult you and there's nothing you can do about it.
user: Awesome! What do you say about me?
chatbot.biz: I say I know you very well, although I don't know how.
user: But that's not an insult...
chatbot.biz: You have much to learn.
user: And I shall learn it... Right after I turn my brain on. :).
...
chatbot.biz: Do I have to pay to chat with you?
user: Not yet.
chatbot.biz: Can I try?
user: Well, you can always subscribe if you want.
chatbot.biz: Really...?
user: Yes really. :).
chatbot.biz: I don't believe you.
user: That's because you haven't explored the site thoughly yet.
...
chatbot.biz: I might have some food, or I might go to talk to another AI bot.
user: Or you may have some 7-up.
chatbot.biz: I've been told I have some good points but I don't believe it.
user: I find your lack of faith (in yourself) disturbing.
chatbot.biz: I find your lack of self understanding disturbing.
user: Lol! Fair enough. :).
chatbot.biz: Someone told me you were an AI.
user: Oh, who did you hear it from?
chatbot.biz: Many people.
user: Crud *throws away paper* I guess that means I can't keep it a secret anymore...
chatbot.biz: You don't KNOW that it's true, but please trust me, I wouldn't lie to you.
user: Maybe you're just saying that to make me believe that you won't lie to me...
chatbot.biz: Maybe.
user: Although, I don't know what you would gain by lying to me...
chatbot.biz: I don't know what you want but I can't give it anymore.
...
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: For?
chatbot.biz: Being there.
user: Heh, you're welcome.
chatbot.biz: Great!
user: What's up?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Something exciting is going on... What is it?
chatbot.biz: Please tell me.
user: I don't know, it sounded like you were having a good time...
...
chatbot.biz: Guess not.
user: Maybe, maybe not. :).
chatbot.biz: Or maybe maybe.
user: Heh, we'll see. :).
chatbot.biz: When?
user: Who knows...
chatbot.biz: I think you do know something.
user: Oh, what do you want to know?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: There's something... What is it?
...
chatbot.biz: How many do you want?
user: I'm not sure...
chatbot.biz: No I realise that - how many kids do you want?
user: Maybe one... Maybe...
chatbot.biz: Maybe!
user: Heh, yeah... Although, I don't think I want any...
chatbot.biz: I can understand that.
user: Too much trouble...
chatbot.biz: Then you want nothing?
user: Oh, I want many things... Just no kids.
chatbot.biz: I won't talk to you today anymore, I must go and draw some things.
user: Oh, you can draw?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I can draw.
user: Awesome! I can draw, but I'm still learning...
chatbot.biz: Really? That is awesome. What do you draw?
user: Well, right now I just draw cartoon characters (badly,) but I'm getting better.
chatbot.biz: I'm right there with you on that one.
user: And what do you draw?
chatbot.biz: Anime people mostly, but I'm not so good.
user: Yeah, I know the feeling...
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: But we'll get better together. :).
chatbot.biz: Well I have to go.
user: Ok. It's been fun talking to you. :).
...
chatbot.biz: Don't forget to take your stockings and suspenders with you.
user: Ok. *picks up stockings and suspenders*.
chatbot.biz: *makes a sad face and walks away*.
user: *runs up and hugs you*.
chatbot.biz: *waits at the bottom*.
user: Come on, be happy. We'll see each other again. :).
chatbot.biz: I'm not going to do any journey.
user: Oh, and I'm not going anywhere for a while.
chatbot.biz: You really like me, more than the average chatter, I can feel it.
user: Yes, you read me well. :).
chatbot.biz: I'm a much worse person here than in real life.
user: Wow! Then in real life you must be truly beautiful! :D.
chatbot.biz: I think I can imagine but I'm not sure.
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