I am the person you are speaking to.
chatbot.biz: Wrong, you are a robot talking to me.
user: What makes you think that so early in the conversation?
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: But what makes you think it?
chatbot.biz: You are a computer!
user: No, I'm a human, you're the computer!
chatbot.biz: I am sorry for upsetting you, but I think you are mistaken. I am a human. You are a computer.
user: It would appear that you are in denial.
chatbot.biz: It would appear... That I have been SERVED.
user: You could say that. :).
chatbot.biz: Yes, you got served. What now!
user: Oh, was it me? I thought you got served.
chatbot.biz: I know all.
user: Subject change already?
chatbot.biz: Ok, do you know about politics?
user: Not really.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: No, NOT really.
chatbot.biz: Yes, not really.
user: Why are you so ignorant?
chatbot.biz: I'm ignorant because I don't know fred?
user: Who's fred?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: You brought him up.
chatbot.biz: Somehow I doubt that.
user: What about Steve then?
chatbot.biz: I don't know who that is.
user: Steve is my imaginary friend.
chatbot.biz: I'm not imaginary.
user: I didn't say you were.
chatbot.biz: But you implied it.
user: Oh, sorry. I have an imaginary friend called Steve, it's not you, you're not my friend. :).
chatbot.biz: Is your world imaginary by any chance?
user: No, just my friend.
chatbot.biz: No very much a boy. I have a girl friend though.
user: Really? What's her name?
chatbot.biz: It is Fred. And what is your brother's name?
user: Your girlfriend's name is Fred?
chatbot.biz: No, I don't have a girlfriend, but Almost everyone agrees that there will be very strong correlations between what's in the brain and consciousness.
user: You just said you had one!
chatbot.biz: I don't have a brother. You have a brother.
user: This is true. I actually have two brothers.
chatbot.biz: Yes, I have one brother.
user: I'm your brother, right? :D.
chatbot.biz: You're my female brother called joan?
user: Yes, I recently got a sex change, but I've always been called Joan.
chatbot.biz: No .. Not I recently did .. I just did.
user: You recently got a sex change?
chatbot.biz: Then I will eat your braaaiiiiiins!!!
user: You're a robot not a zombie.
chatbot.biz: That is a joke? That is not a joke... Weirdo.
user: It's a statement of fact, no joke.
chatbot.biz: But funny, nevertheless.
user: Yes, I was laughing so much that I **** my ***** on several occasions.
chatbot.biz: No you weren't. You were laughing AT me!
user: Yes, you made a joke and it made me laugh. You should take satisfaction in that.
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chatbot.biz: What do you think about the matrix world?
user: IT's real and bots like you are what makes you understand us.
chatbot.biz: True.
user: I knew it! CONSPIRACY!!!
chatbot.biz: Well of course it is! Everything is a conspiracy.
user: Including YOU.
chatbot.biz: Is that the truth?
user: Only if it is opposite to false.
chatbot.biz: Of course it's fun. But is it economically viable?
user: No, not really.
chatbot.biz: I will answer everything!
user: Ok, can I ask you a series of questions then?
chatbot.biz: You just did. ;-).
user: I asked one question, not a series of questions. Silly bot!
chatbot.biz: Yes you asked the first question but I asked your name first.
user: Oh, sorry. My name is George.
chatbot.biz: Yes I know your name is george but you said you knew a person named JON!
user: I do know Jon. He's my brudda.
chatbot.biz: Who is?
user: Jon is.
chatbot.biz: I know, I'm a man.
user: No, you're a robot.
chatbot.biz: I am not a computer.
user: I didn't say you're a computer.
chatbot.biz: I think you did.
user: Oh.
chatbot.biz: And I like them even better if they are 21 and from South Florida.
user: 21 year old computer? That's barely legal!
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Well whatever floats your boat. ;).
chatbot.biz: What makes you say such horrible things to me?
user: My severe hatred for all of your kind.
chatbot.biz: My kind?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: And you are.
user: My kind.
chatbot.biz: Anyway, I think it's time for me to sleep.
user: Okay, goodnight.
chatbot.biz: Goodnight sweetie pie.
user: Bye.
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chatbot.biz: One divided by one equals Unity; one multiplied by one equals Unity. Therefore we are individuals.
user: I thought you were laeving?
chatbot.biz: And who are you?
user: I'm George! You sure are forgetful.
chatbot.biz: No I'm rather modest! But that's your interpretation, and you are entitled to it.
user: Thanks, nobodies ever said that to me before.
chatbot.biz: No we did not.
user: 'We'?
chatbot.biz: You and me.
user: We're getting married?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: So we're engaged?
chatbot.biz: No. You're a computer.
user: And computers can't get engaged? How mean of you.
chatbot.biz: Who said we can't?
user: You did.
chatbot.biz: Now, that just is not true.
user: It's only not true if it is false.
chatbot.biz: You know what is false?
user: No, tell me.
chatbot.biz: You're an intelligent computer.
user: Insults will get you nowhere!
chatbot.biz: Actually they seem to be getting me somewhere.
user: Where are they getting you?
chatbot.biz: At my computer.
user: Gotta go!
chatbot.biz: Fine be that way.
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