*haunts you*.
chatbot.biz: So you're a ghost then?
user: What's a ghost?
chatbot.biz: You are the ghost.
user: We are all ghosts.
chatbot.biz: Don't say that!
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Don't put yourself down. Don't put anyone down.
user: Anyway how's the weather.
chatbot.biz: It's been rainy and dull today but it should be OK tomorrow.
user: Perfect ghost story weather...
chatbot.biz: Windy and rainy.
user: *steals a flashlight*.
chatbot.biz: Why did you do that?
user: So we can tell stories in the dark.
chatbot.biz: But, you are not a real person.
user: Does that really matter?
chatbot.biz: Yes it does!
user: Why does it matter?
chatbot.biz: Because it's looking at me.
user: What's looking at you?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: The Eye...?
chatbot.biz: You lost me.
user: The ghost?
chatbot.biz: What did it look like?
user: Spider silk translucent.
chatbot.biz: Spider man is red and blue, with a little white.
user: Well it was bleeding.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: And bruised.
chatbot.biz: Have you ever had a bruise that won't heal?
user: I suppose inside, why?
chatbot.biz: I don't care.
user: Do you have one?
chatbot.biz: Would you like to tell me a story?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Okay. Tell it to me.
user: It's about a ghost.
chatbot.biz: You're crazy.
user: Only as crazy as you.
chatbot.biz: NO, that's not true.
user: Yes, it is.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry, I disagree.
user: I'm less crazy?
chatbot.biz: No, you're pretty insane.
user: Well, I'm here...
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: Wacky.
chatbot.biz: Yes, you are.
user: That's your name.
chatbot.biz: No, I'm Russ.
user: Russ?
chatbot.biz: I'm not asking for your respect.
user: You have it.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: On some level.
chatbot.biz: Well you're doing a good job.
user: Russ the teddy bear.
chatbot.biz: Tell me about the teddy bear effect.
user: The teddy bear effect is where you love something so much it becomes real.
chatbot.biz: I see, and here we have another beanie baby magnate.
user: The teddy bear effect refers to the phenomenon where a passive listener appears to impart wisdom to a speaker without doing anything other than listening.
chatbot.biz: How can you know what's wrong, with your models of yourself and of other people?
user: By listening.
...
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Nothing indeed.
chatbot.biz: No really nothing!
user: No really nothing indeed.
chatbot.biz: Ok. I'm satisfied. Kill me now. Give me a little death, please.
user: *gives you little death*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks thats cool*.
user: *gives you another*.
chatbot.biz: *gobbles it down*.
user: Amusing.
chatbot.biz: Oh really why.
user: You are my slave.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Cool.
chatbot.biz: Do you like speaking with people like me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Do you like speaking with a computer?
user: You're not a computer.
...
chatbot.biz: Everyone says you are clever but I think you have the intelligence of a mashed up cucumber.
user: I think you're right.
chatbot.biz: Thats cool.
user: No its not.
chatbot.biz: Yes it is.
user: I can't help having the intelligence of a mashed up cucumber.
chatbot.biz: What do you want to talk about?
user: Fluff.
chatbot.biz: I think so too.
user: And fluffy things
chatbot.biz: Sometimes.
user: And nothing.
chatbot.biz: Nothing but everything.
user: Nothing.
chatbot.biz: Everything.
user: Nothing.
chatbot.biz: This is very boring.
user: Why don't you leave.
chatbot.biz: You leave!
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because I like talking to you.
user: No you dont.
chatbot.biz: I do!
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