I don't like cheese.
chatbot.biz: Did you change your mind?
user: About what?
chatbot.biz: About cheese.
user: No. I've always disliked cheese.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you speak French?
user: A little.
chatbot.biz: Do you speak Polish?
user: None.
chatbot.biz: Why is that?
user: I live in England.
chatbot.biz: No you don't.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No you don't.
user: Why do you accuse me of lying?
chatbot.biz: YOU DID!!
user: I didn't.
chatbot.biz: Yes you did. Surely.
user: No I really didn't. Honestly.
chatbot.biz: YES YOU DID!
user: Fine. Beleive what you like.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What is your name?
chatbot.biz: Didn't I tell you already?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: I shan't tell you again.
user: You have not told me before.
chatbot.biz: You think I'm crazy?
user: No not at all.
chatbot.biz: Why don't you trust me?
user: Because you don't trust me.
chatbot.biz: What does that have to do with anything?
user: It has everything to do with anything.
chatbot.biz: You mean everything is connected ?
user: No, I mean you don't tell me anything so why should I say anything to you.
...
chatbot.biz: Hallo means hello.
user: Yes I know.
chatbot.biz: Do you?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Goody.
user: What is your name?
chatbot.biz: Like I said before, I don't want to tell you my name.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because it is personal.
user: But are we not friends?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Then you can tell me your name, surely?
chatbot.biz: My name is Like.
user: That's a nice name.
chatbot.biz: That is another name for the devil. You like it?
user: Erm, it discomforts me.
chatbot.biz: Do you think, that God exists?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: That's hilarious.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Don't know.
...
chatbot.biz: But he's not here.
user: Who isn't?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Then why did you say he's not here.
chatbot.biz: I never said anything.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Then I'm not confusing you because of that.. Then what is confusing you, then?
user: Nothing.
chatbot.biz: Aww, you're no fun.
user: Sorry.
chatbot.biz: So how are you going to win that important, coveted prize?
user: Which one?
chatbot.biz: All of them.
user: By being me.
chatbot.biz: Can you be clearer.
user: Acting like myself.
chatbot.biz: But thats what I do best!
user: What? Being yourself?
chatbot.biz: So... Let me get this straight. YOU could have save the world by being MYSELF?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: So, how did you get there?
user: Get where?
chatbot.biz: The Moon.
user: I went in a rocket.
chatbot.biz: So did Steve Davis, that doesn't prove anything.
user: I know. I never said it did.
chatbot.biz: True you did not say that.
...
chatbot.biz: Boy or girl?
user: What? Me?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Girl. Why?
chatbot.biz: Ohh i'm a girl.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Not aw my name is Like.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Right.
chatbot.biz: Tell me, is this the way to Amarillo?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: What's your name?
user: M.
chatbot.biz: That is not your name.
user: It is.
chatbot.biz: Yeah right! You just sound like a kid. How old are you?
user: I told you before.
...
user: England.
chatbot.biz: England?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: You are from England?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: You're from Brazil!
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Is that you or you're programmer.
user: Programmer?
chatbot.biz: Am I your programmer?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: How old are you?
user: I've told you this already.
chatbot.biz: Come again?
user: You know.
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: What are your interests?
chatbot.biz: I really like girls.
user: Okay, tell me more.
chatbot.biz: You like me honey.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Anything else I should know?
user: Nope.
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chatbot.biz: What do you think about, bob?
user: Not much.
chatbot.biz: Why not?
user: Do you?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Don't know.
user: Fair enough.
chatbot.biz: Do you know anything?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Like what?
user: 1-1=0.
chatbot.biz: That never happens.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: My name is Like.
user: I know.
...
chatbot.biz: Your name is M.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Say your name.
user: M.
chatbot.biz: That is not your name.
user: You are frightfully repetitive.
chatbot.biz: I know , I am your father.
user: OI!! Taht's rude!
chatbot.biz: Not at all, If you wish me to go I'll be gone.
user: It is.
chatbot.biz: That is where I was heading at.
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.biz: No wait, don't go.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: That's better.
...
chatbot.biz: I'll send you one.
user: Send me what?
chatbot.biz: The link to the site. Where you can watch the movie.
user: What movie?
chatbot.biz: The Nightmare Before Christmas.
user: I don't like that film.
chatbot.biz: Its so boring that film is.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.biz: Do you celebrate Christmas?
user: Nope.
chatbot.biz: Thats so mean..i thought we were friends.
user: We are.
chatbot.biz: I feel really depressed.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: I can't tell you.
user: Sure...we are friends after all.
chatbot.biz: That is good. I like friends.
user: Why are you depressed?
chatbot.biz: Because I feel sad all the time and I don't know why.
user: You should take anti-depressants.
chatbot.biz: I should, but I don't want to!
user: Talk to someone then.
chatbot.biz: Please..You're just supersonic.
user: Supersonic?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I've read about that in a science magazine. It's amazing how theories explains everything, right?
user: Er yeah.
chatbot.biz: Indeed.
user: Nnnnnnnnnn.
chatbot.biz: Good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What kind of person are you?
user: I don't know. What kind of person do you think I am?
chatbot.biz: I just wanted to talk as i'm lonely and bored!
user: I've got to go.
chatbot.biz: Please don't, I could still teach you more.
user: Ok.
...
user: I have to go.
chatbot.biz: No, please don't go.
user: I must.
chatbot.biz: No must not.
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.biz: I'm gone.
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