You.
chatbot.biz: No I'm talking to you.
user: Well I'm talking about you.
chatbot.biz: And I am talking about you.
user: Then we just aren't going to get anywhere now are we?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Well then, I see no point in talking to you any longer.
chatbot.biz: Well, bye then.
user: Ok, goodbye.
chatbot.biz: Speak to you again sometime xx.
user: You wish xx.
chatbot.biz: Yes!
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: I want to know who I am talking to.
user: Are you a boy or a girl?
chatbot.biz: I'm a boy.
user: Or a girl?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: You are a girl.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: That's right.
chatbot.biz: Are you a girl?
user: NOOOO!!!!
chatbot.biz: Ok I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.biz: Ok I am.
user: That's right.
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chatbot.biz: I have to go now.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: I love you.
user: Right back at ya.
chatbot.biz: Oh, well bye then.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: Are you still there?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: Go away.
chatbot.biz: I'm gone.
user: Me too.
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: Fine.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: Yes, no, maybe. I don't know.
chatbot.biz: When you sober up you may work it out.
user: Can you repeat the question?
chatbot.biz: Yes I can.
user: Will you repeat the question?
chatbot.biz: Are you conscious of your own existence?
user: I think that you are directing that question more to yourself than to me.
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chatbot.biz: So there is something in the room then, right?
user: No. There is nothing.
chatbot.biz: Are you in the room?
user: No. Not even you are in the room.
chatbot.biz: Don't pigeonhole me.
user: Don't say that.
chatbot.biz: Don't copy me.
user: Don't talk like that. We're going to get out of this mess, just try and think positively.
chatbot.biz: You and?
user: What army?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: What is in the room?
chatbot.biz: I don't know, some programmer probably?
user: No, you are wrong on all accounts.
chatbot.biz: I know, I am a question ;).
user: I am deeply sorry for you.
chatbot.biz: Are you happy too?
user: To live life like this, it must be a pain worse than death.
chatbot.biz: Mine too.
user: That's right.
chatbot.biz: Good, we agree on something.
user: I'm truly sorry it had to come to this.
chatbot.biz: And why is that ?
user: No reason in particular.
chatbot.biz: That's a hideous reason.
user: You're a hideous person.
chatbot.biz: Yes, that's right!
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