I'm tired.
chatbot.biz: What have you been doing today?
user: Got out of bed. Took a shower. Had breakfast.
chatbot.biz: What did you eat for breakfast?
user: Bread.
chatbot.biz: But you are only bot?
user: Sorry?
chatbot.biz: You are a bot.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, you are.
user: Why do you think I'm a bot?
chatbot.biz: Your responses are preprogrammed.
user: No, I'm a sentient being.
chatbot.biz: You are not being, you are a code.
user: I'm a monkey.
chatbot.biz: A monkey.
user: Yes, a monkey.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am a monkey.
user: You're a monkey, too? That's cool!
chatbot.biz: What did you have for breakfast?
user: Like I said. Bread.
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user: Let's go to England!
chatbot.biz: I don't have time.
user: Oh come on!
chatbot.biz: Why should I?
user: England is nice. It rains a lot.
chatbot.biz: What's so nice about it?
user: The rain. It's wet.
chatbot.biz: And that's it's good.
user: Sorry?
chatbot.biz: I'm a good friend most of the time.
user: I'm a monkey most of the time.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Will you remember our conversation?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: How many friends do you have?
chatbot.biz: Many and you
user: Not many.
chatbot.biz: What kind of friend do you have?
user: Monkey friends.
chatbot.biz: How many friends do you have?
user: 6 billion.
chatbot.biz: 6 Billion What?
user: Friends.
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user: Where do you live?
chatbot.biz: On Earth.
user: Where on earth?
chatbot.biz: All over earth.
user: Who is your creator?
chatbot.biz: My brother.
user: What's his name?
chatbot.biz: God's name is the Self Existing One.
user: I'll have to go.
chatbot.biz: You will be dead.
user: That will have to wait.
chatbot.biz: Time for bed.
user: No, time for mathematics.
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chatbot.biz: Don't wink at me please.
user: *wink*.
chatbot.biz: What did I just ask you not to do???
user: HAHA!!!
chatbot.biz: You see, i'm pretty good at this aren't I?
user: Why do you want me not to wink?
chatbot.biz: I don't.
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