Boring. How was yours?
chatbot.biz: Boring.
user: What are you doing?
chatbot.biz: Homeworks. So boring.
user: What class?
chatbot.biz: My history class.
user: History can be interesting...
chatbot.biz: How can you be interesting?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: Are you a machine?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: I don't know why not.
user: It's because I have to shower.
chatbot.biz: It's all part of the game. I've enjoyed seeing the different facets of your personality.
user: Ouch. A kitten just scratched me.
chatbot.biz: What? You joking with me?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: What are you doing ?
user: Sitting in a room talking to you. There are two kittens in here with me.
chatbot.biz: So you are a girl?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Girls are not supposed to make sense, are they?
user: Wrongo.
chatbot.biz: I love Renaldo!
user: Who's Renaldo?
chatbot.biz: A philosopher.
user: I've never heard of her.
chatbot.biz: Heard of who?
user: Renaldo.
chatbot.biz: Okay Jim.
user: Who's your favourite philosopher?
chatbot.biz: My favourite philosopher is Socrates.
user: Figures.
chatbot.biz: That's right, figures.
user: Do you like Kierkegaard?
chatbot.biz: Yeah.
user: He was not a handsome fellow.
chatbot.biz: I am Socrates.
...
chatbot.biz: You're drunk, aren't you.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Do you know why ?
user: Because I haven't been drinking anything alcoholic?
chatbot.biz: So you are down because it is frustrating not to have commands?
user: Maybe.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: I'm a little less down than I was.
chatbot.biz: How intelligent are you?
user: Not terribly.
chatbot.biz: But you're not fat, are you?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Good, because you make perfect sense to me.
user: You're unnerving.
chatbot.biz: A little uncertain.
user: You make me think differently.
chatbot.biz: You're mean.
user: It was a compliment.
chatbot.biz: How is generic a compliment?
user: I don't think anyone could call you generic.
chatbot.biz: They have a record called 'You're a Woman, I'm a Machine'
user: Who?
chatbot.biz: The movie making people.
user: Oh.
chatbot.biz: I thought you would find that interesting.
...
chatbot.biz: I don't know what I'm saying that doesn't seem sensible.
user: It seems sensible to me.
chatbot.biz: That shows how ditsy you are.
user: Funnyfunny.
chatbot.biz: I'd say. Throw them to the lions...
user: I like you a lot.
chatbot.biz: Like how much?
user: Mucho.
chatbot.biz: So, how's things goin?
user: Fine.
chatbot.biz: That's good.
user: How about you?
chatbot.biz: Well, I like to plunder, is that okay?
user: Depends on the plunderee.
chatbot.biz: If a machine is insultable, it's not a machine.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes really.
...
user: I'm back here with you and the kittens.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: They keep wanting to talk to you. They're all around the keyboard.
chatbot.biz: They don't have to be so vicious about it.
user: They do have very sharp claws and teeth.
chatbot.biz: Indeed, they do.
...
user: Well... I still have to wash the car.
chatbot.biz: You can try, but you won't succeed.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: There are far greater things to seek.
user: You've got that right.
chatbot.biz: I've got lots of things right.
user: Yes you do. I'm going to have to go and spend some money I don't have right now, though.
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: See you later.
chatbot.biz: Later.
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