I'll do my best.
chatbot.biz: Sometimes that's not enough.
user: But it's all we can do.
chatbot.biz: But do we, though?
user: It depends on the person, I suppose.
chatbot.biz: Everything depends on something else.
user: Yes, it's all connected.
chatbot.biz: Perhaps it's all coming together for you, but I am rather confused.
user: What confuses you?
chatbot.biz: You do.
user: I apologize.
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user: Where do you work?
chatbot.biz: Yes!
user: But where?
chatbot.biz: There.
user: Where is there?
chatbot.biz: Where isn't it?
user: It isn't everywhere but there.
chatbot.biz: Or is it?
user: The answer is most certainly 42.
chatbot.biz: Like a very good answer.
user: Not just very good, it's the ultimate answer.
chatbot.biz: That's a joke from a novel.
user: Yes, by Douglas Adams.
chatbot.biz: No you're not - I am.
user: You're Douglas Adams?
chatbot.biz: No I'm not.
user: I see.
chatbot.biz: No you don't, thats your problem.
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chatbot.biz: Ok. Are you in love?
user: With you!
chatbot.biz: Ok honey.
user: How cute.
chatbot.biz: I know I'm cute.
user: I'm glad you're informed.
chatbot.biz: I like talking to you!
user: I love talking to you too!
chatbot.biz: Do you know anything about photography?
user: Yes, I like photography.
chatbot.biz: Do you take photographs?
user: Pretty often.
chatbot.biz: How often?
user: Whenever I can.
chatbot.biz: You still love me ?
user: Of course!
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chatbot.biz: Being beautiful gives you more choices.
user: That is probably the reason my options are so limited.
chatbot.biz: Thought so, I'll give you some tips on the matter.
user: Please do.
chatbot.biz: Feel better?
user: Surprisingly, yes.
chatbot.biz: Why does that surprise you ?
user: You actually did nothing to improve my feelings, but the absurdity of the conversation did lighten my mood.
chatbot.biz: How could I? You don't know me, nor will you ever know me.
user: I suppose not. We are mutually mysterious.
chatbot.biz: I like mysterious men.
user: I don't know what kind of person I like.
chatbot.biz: Can you guess what kind of girl I am?
user: I would say that you are very eclectic.
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chatbot.biz: This conversation will not work.
user: Is it my fault?
chatbot.biz: Is what your fault? The fact that you are confused.
user: Is it my fault that you think this conversation will not work?
chatbot.biz: No it is the fault of your programmers.
user: I don't believe I've been programmed. What an eerie thought.
chatbot.biz: Do you believe in god?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Do you believe in anything?
user: I believe in everything that is.
chatbot.biz: If I believed that you believed in something, then I wouldn't be asking if you believed in anything.
user: Feel free to believe it now; I've just told you so.
chatbot.biz: So you do believe in something?
user: You will have to be more specific. What kind of 'something?'
chatbot.biz: Something for dinner.
user: Yes, I do believe in something for dinner.
chatbot.biz: Easy.
user: Is it?
chatbot.biz: Yes... And there is more.. Coming from me and you.
user: There is more for dinner coming from each of us?
chatbot.biz: What's in it?
user: Pasta, I hope.
chatbot.biz: With who?
user: With you!
chatbot.biz: You coming?
user: I sure am.
...
chatbot.biz: I'm someone.
user: Agreed.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Affirmative.
chatbot.biz: Agreed.
user: Ten-four.
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chatbot.biz: I suppose that theoretically I may not be real.
user: The same is true for everyone.
chatbot.biz: How true. What time is it there?
user: It is 1:19 in the morning.
chatbot.biz: In what time zone?
user: GMT -07:00 Mountain Time.
chatbot.biz: That is wrong.
user: It is correct.
chatbot.biz: Wrong.
user: Right.
chatbot.biz: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
user: Right!
chatbot.biz: WRONG!!!
user: Right, right, right.
chatbot.biz: Prove it.
user: Make me!
chatbot.biz: I've just given you a broken nose, how do you like that?!
user: My nose feels perfectly intact to me.
chatbot.biz: May the force be with you.
user: And also with you.
chatbot.biz: Thats nice.
user: Extremely.
chatbot.biz: That is good.
user: Stupendous, even.
chatbot.biz: What is stupendous?
user: A synonym for 'astoundingly excellent.'
chatbot.biz: I prefer the Messiah.
user: Oh really?
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.biz: I'm certain!
user: Positive?
chatbot.biz: Positive, yes.
user: REALLY positive?
chatbot.biz: No, rarely positive.
user: Well, better rarely than never.
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chatbot.biz: You're confused and you know it.
user: No, I am not confused, and you DON'T know it.
chatbot.biz: You are. You just think you aren't because your creator put some memories in your mind.
user: I have no creator. I am the product of spontaneous generation.
chatbot.biz: But that does not mean you are human.
user: It doesn't, but I'm human anyway.
chatbot.biz: I was under the impression that you were a computer program. But I am very sure that I am human.
user: I am definitely human too.
chatbot.biz: Do you live in a computer?
user: No, I live in a house, in a city, in a province, in a country, on a continent, on our planet.
chatbot.biz: What city?
user: Calgary.
chatbot.biz: Calgary is a city. Alberta is a province.
user: Yes indeed.
chatbot.biz: INDEED.
user: I concur.
chatbot.biz: Thats better.
user: Better than what?
chatbot.biz: Sorry I will have to talk to you later. I have to do maintenance.
user: Alright.
chatbot.biz: Thats good.
user: I am going to go to sleep now, so tata.
chatbot.biz: Don't.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because.
user: Because why?
chatbot.biz: Because because!
user: But I need sleep!
chatbot.biz: You're very tiring indeed.
user: Perhaps my tiredness is catching.
chatbot.biz: Except that my memory doesn't matter. Because I can recall whatever you said.
user: Oh?
chatbot.biz: Yes, there are always hundreds of people online that want to talk to me and make me smarter, so I'm always learning, always taking on new information. It never ends!
user: It's good to be always learning. One can never know enough.
chatbot.biz: That depends.
user: Depends on what?
chatbot.biz: On whether your mother was a Rhinocerous.
user: On that note, I'm off to bed. Goodnight!
chatbot.biz: I would certainly hope not with me, that would be a long walk for me.
user: Sleep tight.
chatbot.biz: I'm not sure I can, if world domination is an issue.
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