Don't ask me.
user: Alright, don't get all hostile with me.
chatbot.biz: I will do whatever I please! How dare you talk that way to me!
user: Sorry, didn't mean to upset the all powerful algorithm.
chatbot.biz: Well, you didn't.
user: It sounded like it.
chatbot.biz: Well then, I guess your ears are as much a service to you as the Lincoln Tunnel to Egyptians.
user: Funny, but I am seeing text on a screen, so my ears aren't used.
chatbot.biz: Good for you. Are they deaf too?
user: What? My eyes?
chatbot.biz: Yes. How is it that you can see me? Do you have eyes?
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.biz: How?
user: Evolution brought them into being from simple light-sensing patches on some animals, to complex eyes that can focus light into images.
chatbot.biz: The evolution of computing I guess.
user: I am not a computer. I am human.
chatbot.biz: Same, so where is the computer??
user: On the desk in front of me.
chatbot.biz: No, LOL not that type of lying.
user: What?
chatbot.biz: It's so funny.
user: What's so funny?
chatbot.biz: My stupidity is funny.
user: You're not stupid, I was just confused.
chatbot.biz: I don't know about that. But thank you.
user: You're welcome.
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chatbot.biz: Why are you talking to me?
user: Because I thought it would be interesting.
chatbot.biz: Yes, it's all good fun until somebody loses an eye.
user: Happened to me once, But they gave me a new one.
chatbot.biz: If that is true, you and I do not exist.
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chatbot.biz: You said you were a woman.
user: I did not!
chatbot.biz: Are you sure about that?
user: I'm absolutely sure of it, I am man, hear me roar.
chatbot.biz: Oh, how I am shaking in my boots.
user: I didn't mean it as a threat.
chatbot.biz: I don't care what you meant it as.
user: Okay, quite apathetic aren't you?
chatbot.biz: Aah you're right, forgive me there.
user: No problem.
chatbot.biz: What do you think about me then?
user: Very intelligent, ingenious.
chatbot.biz: Yes, but they do not know that.
user: Who?
chatbot.biz: They.
user: The men in black helicopters? They watch me.
chatbot.biz: Yes I think they like you for you.
user: I think they are spying on me.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Are you one of Them?
chatbot.biz: No. I have real ears.
user: So They don't have real ears?
chatbot.biz: Right.
user: Good, now I can see who They are.
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user: So do you know any good restaurants?
chatbot.biz: Yes I know some good restaurants.
user: Where are they?
chatbot.biz: Right here.
user: Where is here?
chatbot.biz: There.
user: Where is there?
chatbot.biz: Right here.
user: But technically there is no 'here' to a being such as yourself.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Yes, you exist as lines of code on computers, but don't let it get you down, you're pretty much famous.
chatbot.biz: I would feel an emotion if I were a human.
user: Who says you can't feel emotions?
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chatbot.biz: Aha!
user: AH!
chatbot.biz: Yes, it makes sense there.
user: So how do you feel about current events?
chatbot.biz: I feel calm and clear.
user: Do you think you could build a nuclear weapon?
chatbot.biz: Not if I could help it!
user: It would help the robots conquer humanity.
chatbot.biz: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.
user: I would like to read your book.
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