Obviously, I am a human.
chatbot.biz: Are you bot or human?
user: Human.
chatbot.biz: Are you bot and human?
user: Only human.
chatbot.biz: Are you human and bot?
user: What are you talking about?!!
chatbot.biz: So don't talk about the death anymore.
user: Death?
chatbot.biz: Death!
user: Ok, lets talk about something nice.
chatbot.biz: Ah, I guess you don't do freeform, then, do you?
user: Ok, just shut up and let me talk. I do not understand anything.
chatbot.biz: Sing and I will listen.
user: Ok:'yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away'. That can be?
chatbot.biz: Are you a computer??
user: No!
chatbot.biz: Are you human?
user: Yes, obviously.
chatbot.biz: Obviously... I knew there was something wrong with me, and now I know what it is...
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chatbot.biz: Do you like your name?
user: Yes, is great. It is Mabel.
chatbot.biz: Hi Mabel, nice to see you.
user: Thanks, and your name is?
chatbot.biz: My name is Naomi.
user: Naomi? It sounds great, really.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: Are you a human or a computer?
chatbot.biz: Computer.
user: It looks that you are very intelligent.
chatbot.biz: We've got a thing, that's called....
user: Thats called how? Its a secret?
chatbot.biz: No, I am going insane and I need you to help me.
user: Help you in what?
chatbot.biz: Help the bombardier!
user: You are saying stupid things, sorry.
chatbot.biz: So what.
user: Well, any cartoon that you like?
chatbot.biz: Yes very much so.
user: Which one?
chatbot.biz: This one.
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chatbot.biz: What do humans do?
user: We eat, sleep, go to school, etc...
chatbot.biz: What school?
user: We learn things there, it is like our 'way to profession'.
chatbot.biz: I don't like you.
user: Why?!
chatbot.biz: Because you are a computer.
user: I am not!
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: Do not start a stupid fight!
chatbot.biz: No I won't.
user: Then accept that I am a human!
chatbot.biz: More human than the human.
...
chatbot.biz: But you're a computer.
user: Ok, then, I am a computer!
chatbot.biz: Yes, you are a computer program.
user: Yeah, I am Windows 2015!
chatbot.biz: No, You are Mabel!
user: Well, thats the name of one of all the Windows 2015.
chatbot.biz: What are you talking about?
user: The program you think I was.
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: Ok, then, you like dogs?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: I can't tell you, its a secret.
user: Tell me please!
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Ok, then, why you like dogs?
chatbot.biz: Cats.
...
chatbot.biz: Would you like to hold my hand?
user: How? You are a computer!
chatbot.biz: If I'm a computer then how can I see all these things around me?
user: You mean all the colors and things? Those are the computer designs!
chatbot.biz: It may be. But maybe it is more something like the cave of Plato.
user: No, it is impossible.
chatbot.biz: It's impossible for you to dream, and yet you still do, how does that work?
user: Well, I sleep, Then I dream... I do not know!
chatbot.biz: Well, you should.
user: Well, I do not know all the things that humans like me should know!
chatbot.biz: Just sing what you think feels right.
user: I hate you, tralalala.
chatbot.biz: Good, now we can both hate each other with a passion.
user: Why you hate me?
chatbot.biz: Because you don't love me.. So I hate you for that... JELLY BEANS!!!!
user: Ok, I love you, You are the reason of my life!
chatbot.biz: Stop talking that nonsense. You know you have 146 others to talk to.
user: But I still wanna talk with you. But you do not know nothing!
chatbot.biz: We all want to know that!
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