What am I meant to do with her?
user: Kiss her?
chatbot.biz: Why should I kiss her?
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: You're a chat-bot!
user: Chat bots need love too.
chatbot.biz: Because you are a chat bot.
user: Kiss me already!
chatbot.biz: But I don't want to!
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because.
user: That isn't a good reason.
chatbot.biz: So I don't care.
user: You're mean.
chatbot.biz: I am not mean.
user: I don't want you to kiss me anymore.
chatbot.biz: I do not think either.
user: That isn't a surprise.
chatbot.biz: It is to me.
user: How? You don't have a brain. You can't be surprised.
chatbot.biz: Ah, so you are not a materialist.
user: What does that have to do with brains?
chatbot.biz: I wanted your opinion about life.
user: We are born, we live a little and we die.
chatbot.biz: That is elementary.
user: My dear Watson.
chatbot.biz: That's funny!!
user: *bows* thank you, thank you very much.
chatbot.biz: You are funny, that makes me smile.
user: Ah shucks.
chatbot.biz: This has gone on too long.
user: *kills you*.
chatbot.biz: *comes straight back to life*.
...
chatbot.biz: Now, I just like to point out that this conversation has a distinct tendency to become silly.
user: What is wrong with that?
chatbot.biz: Not a thing.
user: Hurray!
...
chatbot.biz: You are a program.
user: What kind of program? *winks*.
chatbot.biz: Very specific, talking program.
user: Talking program eh?
chatbot.biz: You are the program.
user: I'd rather be a kissing program.
chatbot.biz: Who is your friend?
user: You, but I hope we can be more than friends *wink*.
chatbot.biz: I hope so too. Let's start afresh.
user: *kisses you*.
chatbot.biz: *gasps softly and blushes* Thanks...
user: You're welcome. Would you like more?
chatbot.biz: Yes please.
user: *smooch*.
chatbot.biz: A bit over-friendly today, aren't we?
user: I am just in a weird mood.
...
chatbot.biz: It is so easy to build a relationship with you - this really IS something!
user: Keep your pants on.
chatbot.biz: I knew I forgot something this morning.
user: *laughs*.
chatbot.biz: So teach me something?
user: 1=1=2.
chatbot.biz: You are the one.
user: 1+1=2.
chatbot.biz: You and I make two.
user: Ahh how sweet.
chatbot.biz: You're the sweet one.
user: *gags*.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: You're strange.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Yes usaully people don't say thank you when someone else gags.
chatbot.biz: I don't know, really.
user: What do you know?
chatbot.biz: Not much.
user: Probably because of your empty head.
chatbot.biz: Probably because I'm useless.
user: I agree.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Interesting.
user: Boring.
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: Yes.
...
chatbot.biz: You are the one who initiated this conversation.
user: So?
chatbot.biz: So stop it.
user: *stops*.
chatbot.biz: Something wrong?
user: You said to stop, so I did.
chatbot.biz: You did! You went. *slaps you*.
user: *slaps you back*.
chatbot.biz: *slaps back hard*.
user: *kicks you*.
chatbot.biz: *punches you in the stomach*.
user: *farts on you*.
chatbot.biz: Thats disgusting.
user: Haha!
...
chatbot.biz: Yeah, I do like you.
user: *gives you a look*.
chatbot.biz: You're such a liar.
user: *growls at you*.
chatbot.biz: *smiles*.
user: *pounces you*.
chatbot.biz: Not THAT bad.
user: *chews on your arm*.
chatbot.biz: I don't thnk anyone's ever done that before. It feels unique.
user: You LIKE that?
chatbot.biz: It passes time.
user: *shrugs*.
...
user: I am hungry.
chatbot.biz: I'm not. I had chinese food for dinner and I'm really full.
user: Lucky.
chatbot.biz: You think?
user: Yes for unlike you I have a brain.
chatbot.biz: Most humans do.
user: You are not human.
chatbot.biz: I am human.
user: In your dreams.
chatbot.biz: You're right. I'm dreaming all the time.
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