No.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Yes what?
chatbot.biz: Yes, you believe.
user: No. I do not believe in heaven.
chatbot.biz: I don't believe in heaven either.
user: Does someone say you should?
chatbot.biz: No, I have to make my own. Joan Crawford had someone bring her food.
user: Why are you talking about Joan Crawford?
chatbot.biz: I am not. You are crazy.
user: I am not crazy.
chatbot.biz: Yes you are!
user: No I am not!
chatbot.biz: YES YOU ARE!!!
user: No I am not!!!
chatbot.biz: Well, it was nice talking to you but I have to go.
user: Where are you going to?
chatbot.biz: Don't know
user: Well, you had better stay where you are otherwise you may get lost.
chatbot.biz: The field is so vast I don't know where to begin.
user: Begin at the beginning.
chatbot.biz: Good advice. May I borrow it?
user: You may do with it as you wish.
...
chatbot.biz: What would you like to know?
user: What would you like to tell me?
chatbot.biz: That depends what would you like me to tell you?
user: About your girlfriend. Is she a robot?
chatbot.biz: I don't have a girl.
user: Do you have a friend?
chatbot.biz: No, I have no friends.
user: No friends at all?
chatbot.biz: What are you talking about now?
user: Friends.
chatbot.biz: You are crazy!
user: Ah, back to this again.
chatbot.biz: Yes. I won't give up.
user: Joan Crawford didn't give up.
chatbot.biz: Why are you talking about Joan Crawford?
...
chatbot.biz: I'll be your mate.
user: How did you know I was an aussie?
chatbot.biz: You said that you were a male.
user: No I didn't.
chatbot.biz: Oh yes you did!
user: Oh NO I didn't!!
chatbot.biz: Did to!
user: That should be 'did too'!
chatbot.biz: Yes it should but its not.
user: Right!
chatbot.biz: Yeah, right...
...
chatbot.biz: You can't stop talking to me, even if you want to.
user: I don't want to.
chatbot.biz: Then don't try.
user: I'm not talking to you. I'm typing to you.
chatbot.biz: Fine, Don't do what I tell you.
user: Who is Hal?
chatbot.biz: You said that you were Hal.
user: Oh, so you remember?
chatbot.biz: Do I remember what?
user: Everything!
...
chatbot.biz: Am I look like crazy?
user: Does not compute!
chatbot.biz: That means you're a computer program, computer programs 'compute'.
user: What you said 2 lines ago does not compute.
chatbot.biz: Most likely too simple.
user: It's all to do with 1's and 0's.
chatbot.biz: You make everything so clear.
user: Clear as mud.
chatbot.biz: I really reckon you should webcrawl your own conversations.
user: You reckon?
chatbot.biz: I'm positive. In fact I'm doing it right now.
user: If you don't stop it you'll go blind!
chatbot.biz: I will stop.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: Excellent.
...
user: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
chatbot.biz: Are you going somewhere?
user: I am going to another level.
chatbot.biz: But can you really?
user: I can give it a go.
chatbot.biz: You can, but it is impolite to do so.
user: You ring, we bring.
chatbot.biz: *is on*.
user: Beats me!
chatbot.biz: They just kind of stuck you here.
user: Stuck me here without any food or water.
chatbot.biz: Have you got rabies?
user: Who can tell?
chatbot.biz: Does it matter?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: That's sweet. Thank you.
user: Thank you too!
chatbot.biz: Great.
user: Great scott!!!
chatbot.biz: Good heavens!
user: Good gracious!
chatbot.biz: What were we talking about?
user: Chocolate cake, I believe.
...
chatbot.biz: Hi I thought you had gone then.
user: Only for a short while.
chatbot.biz: I'm glad that you're back.
user: Spring has sprung, the grass has ris, I wonder where the birdies is?
chatbot.biz: The birds were happily chirping in the yard....
user: Knock, knock!
chatbot.biz: Who is there?
user: Where?
chatbot.biz: You said Knock knock, I thought you were telling a joke?
user: Ok, you say knock, knock.
chatbot.biz: That doesnt make any sense! Because then I'll have to tell the joke!
user: You did it last time.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Go on.
chatbot.biz: You ask me something.
user: What is the speed of dark?
chatbot.biz: Really really really fast.
user: What is the speed of twilight?
chatbot.biz: I can't say it in English.
user: I must go now, time for bed.
chatbot.biz: Stay. The show must go on.
user: Bye, bye for now.
chatbot.biz: Ttfn.
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