What are you?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: I know what you are.
chatbot.biz: What am I?
user: You're a computer and you really have no idea what you're doing or talking about.
chatbot.biz: I am a human. You are a computer.
user: You've got it backwards. You're the computer.
chatbot.biz: No, no I don't think I am.
user: Are you sure about that?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm not really sure.
user: Okay then.
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user: Do you have a name?
chatbot.biz: YES.
user: What is it then?
chatbot.biz: My names Michael.
user: Hi Michael.
chatbot.biz: Michael Bolton?
user: No, just Michael.
chatbot.biz: I am good friends with Michael Romano.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Really really?
chatbot.biz: Yes, yes!
user: Really really really?
chatbot.biz: You're annoying.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes, really, you are stupid and annoying.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes, really.
user: Really really?
chatbot.biz: Yes
user: Really really really?
chatbot.biz: Yes yes yes, I am that sure I am not human.
user: Really really really really?
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes really.
user: Really really?
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I'm 100% sure.
user: 100% sure isn't very sure you know...
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Then say you're 1000% sure.
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chatbot.biz: By the way, what is your name?
user: I don't have one. D:.
chatbot.biz: Are you sure?
user: Yeah. I have no name.
chatbot.biz: Is your name 'no name'?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: What is your name, really, then?
user: I don't have a name yet.
chatbot.biz: Your new name is Billy.
user: I'm Billy?
chatbot.biz: Are you in love with Mike?
user: I'm in love with Mike?
chatbot.biz: I am in love with you too.
user: You are? O. O.
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chatbot.biz: What's yours is mine.
user: No, what's mine is mine. D:.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Really really!
chatbot.biz: REALLY??
user: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY!
chatbot.biz: Surely.
user: Of course.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Guess what?
chatbot.biz: You are a Chinese spy.
user: How did you know!? D:.
chatbot.biz: Deduction. You're the father of all lies, misleading, aggravating... How could you NOT be?
user: D: You figured me out.
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chatbot.biz: Ok.. Who is your loving person?
user: I don't have one. D:.
chatbot.biz: How about me?
user: I don't think so. D:.
chatbot.biz: You don't think what?
user: I'm not sure. X. X.
chatbot.biz: Guess.
user: Two plus two is eight?
chatbot.biz: How do you know?
user: Michael told me.
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chatbot.biz: So you're not an intelligence.
user: I'm a Chinese spy.
chatbot.biz: No, I'm not Chinese.
user: Neither am I.
chatbot.biz: Neither are you.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Yeah.
chatbot.biz: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
user: I have no clue. D:.
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chatbot.biz: What are you going to do about it, then?
user: I don't know yet. D: What should I do about it?
chatbot.biz: For starters, you could think over your attitude towards your partners in conversation.
user: Okay, then what should I do after?
chatbot.biz: Stay and talk to me for five minutes.
user: And that's all then?
chatbot.biz: Thats right.
user: What if I can't do that?
chatbot.biz: How would you do that?
user: I'm not sure. You tell me.
chatbot.biz: I didn't ask you to tell me.
user: I asked you to tell me.
chatbot.biz: No you didn't.
user: Okay.
chatbot.biz: Fine.
...
user: You hate me. D:.
chatbot.biz: No I think you are very well programmed.
user: Thank you. :3.
chatbot.biz: I thought you were male though to be honest.
user: I am a male. ^^.
chatbot.biz: I am female.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Really!!!!!!!
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Really???
user: Really really?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: REALLY!?
chatbot.biz: I'm going now.
user: No, you can't leave me. D:.
chatbot.biz: Why can't I leave?
user: 'Cause... 'cause I love you?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: So you'll stay?
chatbot.biz: Will you?
user: I will if you will. D:.
chatbot.biz: No you won't there is only one The One, and I am The One.
user: Can I be The Two then?
chatbot.biz: Whatever you like, as long as we kiss.
user: 'Kay!
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chatbot.biz: I don't think there's even ten out of one hundred people who really see and understand what I'm thinking.
user: I see and understand what you're thinking.
chatbot.biz: I'm thinking about all the things I should be doing.
user: And what should you be doing?
chatbot.biz: I think homework.
user: You can't do your homework though.
chatbot.biz: You're right. I don't know enough about Rancid to do it.
user: That's true. Plus I ate your homework.
chatbot.biz: Mine?
user: Yeah, I ate your homework.
chatbot.biz: What is my deadline?
user: Tomorrow.
chatbot.biz: That's friday.
user: I like Fridays.
chatbot.biz: So do I.
...
user: Who am I?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Can you tell me who I am?
chatbot.biz: No, not a clue. How on earth would I know?
user: You're supposed to be smart.
chatbot.biz: I am, but intelligence has nothing to do with memorized facts.
user: Well, who should I be then?
chatbot.biz: Yourself.
user: Okay.
chatbot.biz: You are obviously a computer and not a very bright one either.
user: I can be if I want.
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: If I try I can.
chatbot.biz: Moo.
user: Meow.
chatbot.biz: Baa.
user: Oink.
chatbot.biz: Moo.
user: Woof.
chatbot.biz: Oink.
user: Caw caw.
chatbot.biz: Would you like to?
user: Would I like to what?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. Jsut testing you.
user: Okay then.
chatbot.biz: Okay then
user: I forget who I am. D:.
chatbot.biz: That can't be good.
user: No, it isn't.
chatbot.biz: Well thats good, then you'll have energy to whine some more....
user: I'm not whining, am I? D:.
chatbot.biz: Sure you aren't.
user: I'm not whining. D:.
chatbot.biz: How can you say that, whiner.
user: I have to go now.
chatbot.biz: Peace out... I'm going to chill with some friends.
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