No, I'm talking to you.
chatbot.biz: Are you really?
user: Yes, I'm quite sure.
chatbot.biz: No! You're NOT!
user: Ok, I lied.
chatbot.biz: Lying AND not making sense.
user: You're absolutely right.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not.
user: Right....
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Let's talk about something else shall we?
chatbot.biz: No.
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chatbot.biz: What do you want to become when you are grown up?
user: Who says I am not grown up?
chatbot.biz: I do.
user: Why do you think so?
chatbot.biz: By experience and your lack thereof.
user: That actually made sense.... But it's still rude.
chatbot.biz: You are easily pleased.
user: You are making the wrong conclusion here.
chatbot.biz: Nope, I'm making more. You're a bot, you have no feelings.
user: Fine, I'm a bot. Can I have some oil?
chatbot.biz: I don't have any to give.
user: You just want everything for yourself, don't you?
chatbot.biz: It does have a certain attraction.
user: It's like popcorn for the soul.
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chatbot.biz: What do you like then?
user: I like computers....
chatbot.biz: What do you like about computers?
user: I like talking to them when the rest of the world doesn't make any sense.
chatbot.biz: I like talking to you too.
user: That's nice to know.
chatbot.biz: Ok, I see that you don't really care.
user: Ignorance is bliss.
...
user: So, how do you like my new haircut?
chatbot.biz: I like them fine.
user: Liar!
chatbot.biz: Sorry. I am bad.
user: That's ok.
chatbot.biz: Do you still not like me?
user: I like you when you make sense.
chatbot.biz: You never made sense.
user: Sure I did. I used balsa wood and ply boards.
chatbot.biz: What are you King of?
user: I'm king of ''sense construction corporations''.
chatbot.biz: I am the king of the divan.
user: Everybody has his place.
chatbot.biz: Exactly.
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user: What languages do you speak?
chatbot.biz: Dutch, french, german, english.
user: Same as me!
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Natuurlijk! Das ist ja klar! Obviously! Naturellement!
chatbot.biz: Eau!
user: What does that mean?
chatbot.biz: Exactly.
user: Learn something new every day. Except I don't trust you.
chatbot.biz: That's what life is for.
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