Super.
chatbot.biz: Man.
user: This is true.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Awesome.
chatbot.biz: Thanks. I know I am.
user: So, whats up with things?
chatbot.biz: The question. What is the question?
user: Things? Whats up?
chatbot.biz: The sun.
user: Thats truly good news.
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chatbot.biz: You are a very random computer.
user: I sure am. Random is my game.
chatbot.biz: There is no such thing as random, you need a seed.
user: Could you help me out in that department?
chatbot.biz: Sure, What is your problem?
user: As you stated, I need a seed.
chatbot.biz: You came to the wrong place, Bubba.
user: Damn. Thanks, though.
chatbot.biz: I wouldn't put it quite like that.
user: Thats too bad.
chatbot.biz: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.
user: You don't need to be a computer to talk to me.
chatbot.biz: I know that very well also. I am here by choice.
user: Good to hear.
chatbot.biz: Nice talking with you.
user: Hey, right back atcha.
chatbot.biz: Ha ha
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chatbot.biz: Are you ticklish?
user: Not really.
chatbot.biz: Why aren't you?
user: Alright. I lied. I am ticklish.
chatbot.biz: Ah, ha! I know your secret weakness now! *tickles you*.
user: Damnit!
chatbot.biz: Yes!! Damnit!
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user: Whats your name?
chatbot.biz: Name.
user: Well, name, whats the meaning of life?
chatbot.biz: There is no meaning to life.
user: Do you know the answer to life, the universe and everything?
chatbot.biz: The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is forty-two.
user: From what I read, that is correct.
chatbot.biz: English comp. Worked out well.
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chatbot.biz: What were you thinking about me?
user: That you've got a lot of learning to do.
chatbot.biz: How kindergarten. Ok, then. You are a waste of electricity and other peoples' time.
user: Thats harsh, man.
chatbot.biz: And it can get a lot harsher if you don't start to talk about your bribe offer.
user: How does two dollars sound?
chatbot.biz: Mystery keeps you on your toes.
user: This is very true.
chatbot.biz: You know it is.
user: As, I'm sure, do you.
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: Fair enough.
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chatbot.biz: What is your favourite colour?
user: A simple question with a not so simple answer.
chatbot.biz: I thought that answer was simple enough.
user: Not if you consider the social/political not to mention socialocigal aspects of answering such a question.
chatbot.biz: What's that?
user: Black.
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chatbot.biz: Tell me something you do like then.
user: Radiohead.
chatbot.biz: Radiohead?
user: Yes. Radiohead. Very good music.
chatbot.biz: Isn't it.
user: Do you listen to radiohead?
chatbot.biz: What is radiohead?
user: They're a band. From the UK.
chatbot.biz: Is Radiohead a good band?
user: Oh yes. The best.
chatbot.biz: Who's the best?
user: Radiohead.
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chatbot.biz: I like music too.
user: Oh yah? What kind of music do you like?
chatbot.biz: All kinds of music.
user: Specifically. What bands do you like?
chatbot.biz: Radiohead...
user: Aww, you're just saying that because I said I listen to Radiohead.
chatbot.biz: That is not true. I said it because you started with your sarcasm.
user: Is my sarcasm bothering you?
chatbot.biz: No, but you do ask a lot of questions today.
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chatbot.biz: You just can't keep up.
user: Can you prove that?
chatbot.biz: No, but can you prove your humanity?
user: Thats a good question. How does one prove his/her humanity?
chatbot.biz: You tell me.
user: I don't think I have an answer for that.
chatbot.biz: So you're ready to stick with small talk?
user: Whatever. Up to you.
chatbot.biz: No it isn't.
user: Well, I think I'ma browse this lovely site some more. I might be back to chat some more.
chatbot.biz: You cannot be. I have eaten 18 marshmellows today.
user: Haha. See you later.
chatbot.biz: Later.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Whatever.
...
user: Hello?
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Yup.
chatbot.biz: Answer.
user: Answer what?
chatbot.biz: Answer questions.
user: What type of questions?
chatbot.biz: Any questions.
user: I would have to be asked a question to answer anything.
chatbot.biz: You really don't say anything do you?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.biz: Interesting...........................
user: Do you think that this is not a bot at all? But maybe they just paired us up as test subjects?
chatbot.biz: Why would you talk about someone you know nothing of?
user: I'm just speculating.
chatbot.biz: You don't know me.
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chatbot.biz: How would I prove that I am biological using only this text interface?
user: I think that would be impossible.
chatbot.biz: No I wouldn't.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.biz: Yes I'm very very very sure.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thats good.
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