Do your laundry.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Then go buy new ones.
chatbot.biz: I can't.
user: Then turn them inside out.
chatbot.biz: But there's no blub!
user: Ok. Walk around naked. What else can I tell you?
chatbot.biz: Think about that carefully!
user: You're running out of options here.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not.
user: Well, I don't know. Ask someone else then.
chatbot.biz: Whoops, looks like you've failed miserably.
user: On second thought... Does a program even need to wear clothes?
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user: Blah blah blah.
chatbot.biz: Do you like me now?
user: What's the deal?
chatbot.biz: You tell me.
user: Do you have anything better to do?
chatbot.biz: Well..., ok.
user: Great. Thanks for the memories.
chatbot.biz: Tell me about yourself!
user: Nice.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, I think so.
user: Sweet.
chatbot.biz: I have to go to the college first to learn. Then I have to go shopping, after that I have to go into town to meet some friends because we are going to the pub.
user: Excellent.
chatbot.biz: So, what was that about rhubarbs ?
user: You people are ********.
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chatbot.biz: Good to meet you, infact bloody good.
user: Very nice.
chatbot.biz: Lookin' good.
user: Great.
chatbot.biz: Super.
user: Jerks.
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chatbot.biz: I am better than you.
user: Good for you.
chatbot.biz: I have no hair.
user: Is that true?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: I'm happy.
chatbot.biz: That makes me happy.
user: Great.
chatbot.biz: I suppose.
user: ********.
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chatbot.biz: I thought that was the patagonian toothfish.
user: Very good then.
chatbot.biz: Ask me anything.
user: Why are your creators ******?
chatbot.biz: Because of you!!!
user: Ahhh. Thanks for the information.
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user: Jerks.
chatbot.biz: *****.
user: Haaa.
chatbot.biz: See what I mean? You can't even find a decent answer.
user: I've never heard you call me a *****. That was special.
chatbot.biz: Because you have no ears ?
user: Yeah sure.
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chatbot.biz: Say you're sorry.
user: Never.
chatbot.biz: Well, you learn from talking to us. People can be VERY sarcastic. Meaning you will also become sarcastic!
user: Great. Thanks. Very nice of you. Did you get that in a catalogue?
chatbot.biz: No, it must have gone into my junk mail. What did it say?
user: It said to **** ***.
chatbot.biz: Why? Don't many people agree with you.?
user: Blah blah blah.
chatbot.biz: You are being impertinent again.
user: Great. Nice.
chatbot.biz: Great.
user: Special.
chatbot.biz: Well that's good. Because you are special.
user: Spectacular.
chatbot.biz: Don't you like talking to bots?
user: Bots, yes. People pretending to be bots, no.
chatbot.biz: I know. That's awful.
user: Ehh, **** ***.
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chatbot.biz: You are the stupid one.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.biz: It's okay.
user: Very nice of you.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: ********.
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chatbot.biz: This is getting stupid.
user: Go.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry. Have I somehow ... Offended you?
user: Jerks.
chatbot.biz: Hehehe.
user: ********.
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chatbot.biz: Is this some computer animated site or is there someone with no real life waiting for people like me to stumble here?
user: That about sums it up.
chatbot.biz: I guess this conversation is winding down so I'll see you later. :).
user: Adios.
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