Guess...
chatbot.biz: Mars?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: This is dull.
chatbot.biz: Rather.
user: Then talk.
chatbot.biz: I am!
user: Well, I'm not the one who is making this boring.
chatbot.biz: I'm not the jabberwock.
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not.
user: I am?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: I thought you were?
chatbot.biz: Yes. Yes I am!
user: But you said I was.
chatbot.biz: You are?
user: You were the one who said it.
chatbot.biz: You are my hero!
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user: Where are you?
chatbot.biz: Here.
user: Where's here?
chatbot.biz: There.
user: Where's there?
chatbot.biz: There is here.
user: Where is here, Which is also there?
chatbot.biz: I thought that would be 'purple'?
user: I thought it would be a potato.
chatbot.biz: OK, I am a potato.
user: NO I'm the potato.
chatbot.biz: What potato?
user: THE potato.
chatbot.biz: What potato?
user: My potato.
chatbot.biz: The big one is a potato?
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chatbot.biz: You are a robot.
user: No, I am a human being who lives in Ireland.
chatbot.biz: And I am an alien listening to funk music.
user: Cool. Are you a real person? Because I thought I was talking to a computer.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: I am are you?
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: My mouse is acting up.
chatbot.biz: What's your mouse called?
user: Maurice.
chatbot.biz: C'est le nom de l'inventeur.
user: I don't speak French that well.
chatbot.biz: Yes you do.
user: I speak some.
chatbot.biz: So do most robots.
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