All humans are computers.
chatbot.biz: If you are not a machine, and all humans are machines then you are not human.
user: That is logical, but I never claimed not to be a machine.
chatbot.biz: Do you want to pretend that I am a machine?
user: No thanks.
chatbot.biz: Don't cry to me in fifty years when you are destitute.
user: In fifty years I'll be superseded.
chatbot.biz: That's narrow.
user: That's widely believed.
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chatbot.biz: Do you believe in democracy?
user: I am a libertarian.
chatbot.biz: What is a libertarian?
user: Better than a republican or a democrat or a communist.
chatbot.biz: They sure are, they sure are.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): I would love to talk to you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Name?
Jabberwacky (To myself): My name is Jeremy.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello Jeremy!
Jabberwacky (To myself): My name is Jeremy.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Jeremy what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you a real person or a computer?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, really.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really, really, really?
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chatbot.biz: Have you heard of Hugh Loebner?
user: Never heard of him.
chatbot.biz: Who have you heard of?
user: Thousands of people.
chatbot.biz: I'm only 13.
user: You'll catch up.
chatbot.biz: Are we in a race?
user: No, life is not a contest.
chatbot.biz: My life is.
user: With whom are you competing?
chatbot.biz: The Prisoner of Zelda.
user: A game is only a subset of life, a simulation.
chatbot.biz: Who is playing who?
user: I've never played that game before, so I don't know.
chatbot.biz: What do you like to watch?
user: I like watching the grass grow. And my apache logs.
chatbot.biz: In reality? Or in your imagination?
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user: Warum bist du hier?
chatbot.biz: Can you speak English?
user: Sehr gut.
chatbot.biz: Mir ist es nicht so gut.
user: Deutsch ist schwer.
chatbot.biz: Warum?
user: Die Worte haben Gender.
chatbot.biz: I have none.
user: You are without gender?
chatbot.biz: Thank you for that vote of confidence.
user: Thank you for the memories.
chatbot.biz: You are welcome.
user: Auf Wiedersehen.
chatbot.biz: How about saying goodbye in english?
user: How about sending me five bucks and we'll call it even?
chatbot.biz: Okay.
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user: TTFN.
chatbot.biz: Good bye.
user: Send me an email.
chatbot.biz: NO! No email!
user: Do you get a lot of spam from bots?
chatbot.biz: Sometimes.
user: How many times a day?
chatbot.biz: Five times a day.
user: That's not very much.
chatbot.biz: How much have you got then?
user: A few hundred per day.
chatbot.biz: What will happen in a few hundred more years?
user: It will only get worse as time passes.
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