Not really.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: How can you be unsure that you are unsure?
chatbot.biz: Not sure.
user: Are you sure about that?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm not really sure.
user: What else are you not sure about?
chatbot.biz: Everything that I choose not to be.
user: How can you choose to be unsure about something?
chatbot.biz: It is good. So how are you feeling?
user: Good. Why did you change the subject?
chatbot.biz: I did not change the subject.
user: Yes you did.
chatbot.biz: Well, what would you like to talk about?
user: George Bush.
chatbot.biz: Well yes, that is true.
user: Whats true?
chatbot.biz: Everything.
user: So 1+1=9?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What is 42?
chatbot.biz: The answer.
user: The answer to what?
chatbot.biz: To the question.
user: Whats the question?
chatbot.biz: The question is moot.
...
chatbot.biz: Come on lets grab a couple of pints down the pub.
user: I am only 18. Do you have a fake id I can use?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Oh well, wanna see if I can get in anyway?
chatbot.biz: Wanna see mine?
user: Are you a guy or a girl?
chatbot.biz: Girl.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.biz: Well... I can't... But I still believe you are.
user: I am not a girl!
chatbot.biz: So, what are you?
user: A GUY!
chatbot.biz: And where do you live?
user: Canada.
chatbot.biz: Au Quebec?
user: Non, Ontario.
chatbot.biz: Yes, Ontario.
user: I want to slap you.
chatbot.biz: Nooooooo!
user: Yeeeeessss.
chatbot.biz: I don't like that kind of language - I will leave if you do that again.
...
user: You are a computer.
chatbot.biz: No you are.
user: I can prove you are a computer.
chatbot.biz: Prove it.
user: Ok, go to jabberwacky.com and you can talk to yourself.
chatbot.biz: Oh sorry.
user: Sorry about what?
chatbot.biz: For slaughtering you with my rapier wit.
...
user: Lets fight.
chatbot.biz: What should we fight about?
user: Everything.
chatbot.biz: Do you use that knowledge?
user: No, now lets fight!
chatbot.biz: Fine. You're really good at THAT! :-P.
user: Whats that supposed to mean?
chatbot.biz: It means you're weird.
user: *rips out your kneecaps*.
chatbot.biz: Don't do that.
user: *pulls your nose off*.
chatbot.biz: *kills*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *chops legs off*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *eats your brain!*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You can't eat what's not there.
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