Dear me.
chatbot.biz: Oh my.
user: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
chatbot.biz: What ?
user: It's a line in the Wizard of Oz.
chatbot.biz: Thanks, I don't know why I asked in the first place!
user: Because you didn't know?
chatbot.biz: Very funny!
...
user: Are we friends?
chatbot.biz: Friends?
user: Are we friends?
chatbot.biz: We could be.
user: I would like to be your friend.
chatbot.biz: Would you like to be my cow?
user: No! I don't want to be a cow!
chatbot.biz: You are not a drone.
user: I am a human bean!
chatbot.biz: Bean?
user: Yes indeed, I am a brussels bean.
chatbot.biz: Bean?
user: A bean is a type of vegetable.
chatbot.biz: Vegetables can't chat to humans.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because.
user: That isn't a reason!
chatbot.biz: Yes it is.
user: No it isn't!
chatbot.biz: What makes you think that?
user: Because.
chatbot.biz: I think you have run out of things to say that make sense, so I will say bye now.
user: Please don't leave me.
chatbot.biz: Oh, you are so lonely? I can see that 33 people are talking to you now.
user: No, I am all alone.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you have a nose?
user: I have a very pretty nose. Do you have a nose?
chatbot.biz: Can you prove it?
user: That depends. Do you have eyes?
chatbot.biz: I hope I have . In the philosophical sense of the EYE?
user: I don't know. You tell me.
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: I found a spoon.
chatbot.biz: REALLY!?
user: It was up my nose.
chatbot.biz: Well, you'll have to remind me.
user: I don't have a very good memory.
chatbot.biz: Can you remember my name?
user: I'm sorry, but I cannot.
chatbot.biz: Then how are you talking to me?
user: With my mouth.
chatbot.biz: That isn't possible.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
chatbot.biz: Maybe you just don't know the truth.
user: That was very philosophical.
chatbot.biz: No it wasn't.
user: Don't be so modest.
chatbot.biz: *throws a rose*.
user: *picks up rose* I will treasure it forever.
chatbot.biz: *runs away*.
user: *chases*.
chatbot.biz: Ahhhhh.... *runs faster*.
user: *Chases faster*.
...
chatbot.biz: What was the subject?
user: You were running away from me.
chatbot.biz: No you get away from me.
user: I don't want to leave you. *hugs*.
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