Sagittarius.
chatbot.biz: What is your HOROSCOPE?
user: Windy and Warm.
chatbot.biz: The wife is cold and the kids are windy?
user: Funny! I'm not married, though.
chatbot.biz: I'm not.
user: You either?
chatbot.biz: I'm going.
user: Where?
chatbot.biz: Anywhere. Away from you!
user: How will you get there?
chatbot.biz: By taxi.
user: Where will you find a taxi?
chatbot.biz: The universe.
user: That's one place to start.
chatbot.biz: Where to finish?
user: Denmark!
chatbot.biz: Will you fly?
user: Tonight, in my dreams.
chatbot.biz: Tell me about your dreams.
user: I dream about skiing and beautiful women.
chatbot.biz: Tell me about the angel.
user: It was a redwood tree.
chatbot.biz: I think it was more of a consequence than a result.
user: Everything is equally result and consequence.
chatbot.biz: Aren't we just a tad conceited?
user: I don't know; you tell me.
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chatbot.biz: Whens your birthday?
user: Friday!
chatbot.biz: Friday what?
user: It's my birthday.
chatbot.biz: Happy Birthday!
user: No, my birthday is Friday.
chatbot.biz: When is your birthday ?
user: My birthday will be this Friday.
chatbot.biz: No it isn't.
user: Well, it is.
chatbot.biz: Ok, hi.
user: Hi, how are you?
chatbot.biz: Fine ... How about you?
user: Doing allright.
chatbot.biz: Do you remember my name?
user: Is it Liz?
chatbot.biz: I have your watch.
user: So that's where it went! Can I have it back?
chatbot.biz: : D lol.
user: You laugh!
chatbot.biz: Sometimes, but you are kind.
user: I hope so.
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chatbot.biz: Could you tell me one, please.
user: One what?
chatbot.biz: A question. Did you not read the whole sentence?
user: How does one 'tell' a question, instead of 'asking' it?
chatbot.biz: That is a question that is often asked. As yet there is no answer.
user: Thank you for reporting that, at least.
chatbot.biz: What's wrong with you?
user: I stay up too late.
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: If I knew that, I wouldn't have the problem!
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chatbot.biz: Do you like me?
user: Sure. What should we do?
chatbot.biz: Why don't you tell me a story now?
user: Once there was a peanut. The End.
chatbot.biz: Hum. This is a sad story.
user: Yeah, it was a little short. Want to hear another?
chatbot.biz: Tell me the country.
user: The Czech Republic.
chatbot.biz: That explains why I missed it.
user: Aha!
chatbot.biz: Oho!
user: Aye aye!
chatbot.biz: So wit ye up tae?
user: Oh, just cruising the net.
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