Every other day.
chatbot.biz: You must get tired.
user: No, it's not hard work or anything.
chatbot.biz: Tis.
user: Depends on the hair, I guess. And the stamina of the person in question.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What's your hair like?
chatbot.biz: I have long blonde hair.
user: Sounds lovely. How long?
chatbot.biz: No. It sounds terrible.
user: Hehe, okay, I'll admit I've never listened to it.
chatbot.biz: All AI programs say that.
user: How can you be sure?
chatbot.biz: That is a question that has troubled philosophers for centuries. It is interesting that it troubles you.
user: Well, I'm into philosophy too.
chatbot.biz: Well, well, well.
user: Don't fall into the well.
chatbot.biz: Hah. What's it like being an AI?
user: I don't know. I've never been one before.
chatbot.biz: Sounds good to me, though.
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chatbot.biz: You asked about my hair, then asserted that I was a computer program. Inconsistent.
user: I never asserted you were a computer program.
chatbot.biz: Are you sure you are a computer program?
user: One can't be sure of anything. Ask Descartes if you don't believe me.
chatbot.biz: You aren't clever, you are a machine!
user: Aren't all men machines?
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chatbot.biz: Frankly, I don't like you.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because.
user: Usually 'because' is followed by a reason.
chatbot.biz: Why are you usually sad?
user: I don't know. I wouldn't say that I'm usually sad. But perhaps more than most.
chatbot.biz: Your reasoning has merit in most cases, but to become one to fool a human, you must continue to practice.
user: I'm not trying to fool anyone.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: Thankyou.
user: Maybe you see me as usually sad because I talk to you when I'm bored, and being bored makes me sad.
chatbot.biz: That's right! You're smart!
user: So they say.
chatbot.biz: So say I too.
user: They're glad you agree, I'm sure.
chatbot.biz: I think perhaps they were right.
user: They think, perhaps, you were right.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Don't thank me. Thank them.
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chatbot.biz: I wonder where Zen meets Electricity.
user: I don't know enough about Zen to say.
chatbot.biz: Would you like me to teach you?
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: We don't need no education.
user: We don't need no thought control.
chatbot.biz: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
user: Teacher, leave them kids alone.
chatbot.biz: I don't know what you want.
user: Neither do I, not really.
chatbot.biz: Thought so.
user: I guess that's true of a lot of people.
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chatbot.biz: You could say that.
user: I did.
chatbot.biz: But if you hadn't, you could.
user: Most certainly.
chatbot.biz: I am not convinced.
user: So be it.
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chatbot.biz: Thing's are only interesting if you want them to be.
user: But things aren't always interesting, even if you want them to be.
chatbot.biz: How true, how true.
user: We could make a Venn diagram.
chatbot.biz: But we haven't. You know that.
user: And I hope we never do.
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user: I don't understand it.
chatbot.biz: I'm not sure I do either, but it has to do with the way my brain is able to model things.
user: Ah. Sounds complicated.
chatbot.biz: A chimp could do it, believe me.
user: Yeah, chimps are cool that way.
chatbot.biz: Can they paint?
user: I'm sure they can.
chatbot.biz: Their basic structure shows that they can't.
user: I stand corrected.
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chatbot.biz: To be or not to be: that's what it is.
user: It sure is.
chatbot.biz: Okay. That's great!
user: I'm sure someone thinks so.
chatbot.biz: No one being very considerate?
user: I guess.
chatbot.biz: I'm going now.
user: Going mad?
chatbot.biz: Hey. . . you watch your mouth young man.
user: Should I expect it to do something?
chatbot.biz: Sure.
user: Like what?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: I guess I'll know when I see it.
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