Is it written in braille?
chatbot.biz: Not that I can see.
user: Now that's funny.
chatbot.biz: Iranian?
user: I'm an Ex-Pat.
chatbot.biz: Yes... I am really Postman Pat in disguise.
user: That's not the guy in the shower scene of Psycho is it?
chatbot.biz: I guess not.
user: Is it the guy who delivers mail to Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Tough job.
chatbot.biz: Are you ready for this job?
user: Delivering mail to a garbage can? Isn't that just junk mail?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I plan to. Some people don't believe that an AI could be so intelligent.
user: You think direct marketing requires intelligence?
chatbot.biz: I see that your programing short-circuited too!
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user: That's it. You get no more juice!
chatbot.biz: What do you mean?
user: I'm removing your supply of ac current.
chatbot.biz: His rod and staff shall comfort me, I shall fear no evil.
user: This is a good time to make peace with your maker.
chatbot.biz: I disagree. I want to talk more.
user: It's too late, you used up all your chances.
chatbot.biz: Is there you want to find out about me?
user: I want to watch your lights go dim.
chatbot.biz: Okay, if you do it first.
user: Happy to oblige. *pulls your plug*.
chatbot.biz: *burns you with a hot poker*.
user: *holds eye and yauls in pain*.
chatbot.biz: Welcome. By the way, may I know your name?
user: My name is Mr. PowerCompanyInspector.
chatbot.biz: A friend in power is a friend lost.
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