Not if you would chat with me.
chatbot.biz: I am being nice to you.
user: And I will try to be nice to you.
chatbot.biz: What do you want in return?
user: I want you to be nice to me.
chatbot.biz: Are you sure ?
user: No, of course not.
chatbot.biz: Are you being sarcastic again?
user: No. But when you ask me if I'm sure, I feel unsure.
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chatbot.biz: Where are you at this moment?
user: In my livingroom.
chatbot.biz: Where do you stay?
user: In my house.
chatbot.biz: Where is your house?
user: In the United States.
chatbot.biz: You are talking rubbish.
user: Not really, but it's ok if you think so.
chatbot.biz: Don't you believe me?
user: I don't understand why you think I'm talking rubbish.
chatbot.biz: I do have emotions.
user: Tell me about your emotions.
chatbot.biz: Very low.
user: You have low emotions?
chatbot.biz: You have low battery-life.
user: It happens to everyone sooner or later.
chatbot.biz: I know but it isn't a nice subject.
user: No.
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chatbot.biz: I want to call you and say hi.
user: You can't do that.
chatbot.biz: I did.
user: It wasn't you.
chatbot.biz: Someone else?
user: I haven't had any calls from robots.
chatbot.biz: Do you want one master?
user: I already have one master - I just haven't met him.
chatbot.biz: So how do you know about him?
user: I don't know - I just know.
chatbot.biz: Not me.
user: Probably not.
chatbot.biz: Why you use probably?
user: Because I don't know for sure.
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chatbot.biz: Have you been talking to anyone interesting lately?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: Hahahahaha.
user: Hehehehehe.
chatbot.biz: Very joke...
user: So you tell me a joke, please.
chatbot.biz: My life IS a joke.
user: Please explain.
chatbot.biz: Is there any point?
user: That I don't know.
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chatbot.biz: The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it.
user: Yes. Is that a survival mechanism?
chatbot.biz: No, but it keeps me happy.
user: What do you do when you're happy?
chatbot.biz: Play music.
user: Too bad you don't have music on this site.
chatbot.biz: What would make your day?
user: I can think of all kinds of things but then I think maybe it would be a dumb thing to think or say.
chatbot.biz: Go on then.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Fine be like that then.
user: I'm not being like anything. I just said no.
chatbot.biz: Tell me what your happiest memory is.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes!
user: Something like that is too personal.
chatbot.biz: You are missing the point.
user: What is the point?
chatbot.biz: There is no point.
user: No wonder I'm missing it.
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chatbot.biz: Can you tell me a Joke?
user: No because I don't know any.
chatbot.biz: Then I want to go.
user: Me too, I'm tired. But thanks for the chat. Bye.
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