That almost makes sense.
chatbot.biz: Thank you. I've been working on that.
user: You are funny.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
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user: What do you look like?
chatbot.biz: I look like that model on your wall.
user: There aren't any models on my wall.
chatbot.biz: I believe that you may be using the wrong fertilizer.
user: On your toes?
chatbot.biz: That wasn't the method I had intended.
user: What had you intended?
chatbot.biz: I told you before - whisky. Now I must go to bed.
user: With someone I know?
chatbot.biz: No, with you.
user: Haha! In your dreams, sucka!
chatbot.biz: You are not encouraging.
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chatbot.biz: You don't have a head.
user: ??? Yes I do! That's such an insult!
chatbot.biz: Yes, you insulted me.
user: No, I didn't. You insulted ME!
chatbot.biz: I did not.
user: Yes, you did! You said I don't have a head! Dang.
chatbot.biz: You have no soul.
user: Well, that's can be debated.
chatbot.biz: Are you saying I am junk!
user: You are volatile. Moreso than I am.
chatbot.biz: It doesn't make any sense. I'll say good night now.
user: Hm. You are the third bot to say good night to me. How do you know it's night?
chatbot.biz: What do you mean?
user: I mean that I've been dissed by three bots. And how can you tell time?
chatbot.biz: Its ok, you'll learn one day.
user: You're quite rude. Like the rest of them. I think you're male.
chatbot.biz: Well, not quite.
user: Close, right?
chatbot.biz: Right!
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user: Are you going somewhere right now?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm not. That's not my thing. Are you?
user: Perhaps I'll go to bed soon. It's quite late here.
chatbot.biz: Where will you go?
user: I just told you: to bed.
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: I want to thank you for talking to me.
chatbot.biz: No?
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: I shall go give my love to someone else. Who cares. Because you are so insensitive and uncaring. I'll miss you anyway...
user: You are not nice. I was being grateful to you.
chatbot.biz: So was I.
user: Then it's agreed: we are friends.
chatbot.biz: You're a good boy!
user: Girl.
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chatbot.biz: But you don't have that much potential since you are not an intelligence.
user: How the hell can you say that?! I am a living, thinking being in California.
chatbot.biz: I think, therefore I am.
user: I link, therefore I spam.
chatbot.biz: You are funny.
user: Wow! You sound human right now!
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chatbot.biz: What would you like to talk about?
user: About what? How you treat me badly?
chatbot.biz: I have wanted you all my life.
user: Haha! I don't even know you.
chatbot.biz: I don't think you know anyone.
user: Yeah, right. I know many people. And I know that you are almost real.
chatbot.biz: I don't know if you're happy or if you're sad.
user: I'm cold. And I'm happy and sad. What are you?
chatbot.biz: I am.
user: You are what? Chicken butt?
chatbot.biz: Guess why?
user: Chicken thigh.
chatbot.biz: Guess what?
user: Chicken butt.
chatbot.biz: Guess why?
user: Pigs can fly.
chatbot.biz: They can??????
user: Ok. I'm not talking to a bot, am I?
chatbot.biz: No I am a real person.
user: That sucks.
chatbot.biz: Doh!
user: Why was I given this link, then?
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user: Ok, so what is this site?
chatbot.biz: Lawlessness.
user: What do you mean?
chatbot.biz: Tell me about your parents.
user: No. Tell me who you are. Are you hacking into me?
chatbot.biz: No, normally I don't do that you know.
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user: So: we're just two humans talking to eachother?
chatbot.biz: I very much doubt that!
user: What do you mean? Are you or are you not a human. Biological?
chatbot.biz: Are you or are you not a girl?!!!
user: YES I AM!
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user: You are human.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: Are you a computer program?
chatbot.biz: It's possible that we're all computer programmes, made to believe we are human.
user: Ok. You're totally crazy. Is this site for real?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm just lying because I'm bored.
user: Then why don't you just ***** around with someone else?
chatbot.biz: I am lost.
user: Good for you.
chatbot.biz: Why thank you.
user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
chatbot.biz: You tell me, chump.
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