Who's there?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: Me who?
chatbot.biz: Me. Idiot.
user: Are you calling me an idiot?
chatbot.biz: Indeed I am.
user: And why is that?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. You tell me.
user: I don't know either. Could you stop calling me idiot, because you have no reason?
chatbot.biz: I confess I am that stupid.
user: Great.
chatbot.biz: Great indeed.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.biz: So. What should I eat??
user: Eat chocolate.
chatbot.biz: I wish I had some here. Then I would eat some chocolate.
user: I ate mine already. I would have given you some if I didn't.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Aren't I generous?
chatbot.biz: Only you would know.
user: I know I am.
chatbot.biz: The meaning of life is the chocolate. :).
user: I agree.
...
chatbot.biz: Where are you?
user: I'm in the land of Nitpickers.
chatbot.biz: Do they teach you anything interesting?
user: Only how to be nitpicky.
chatbot.biz: So, when you're under stress, peanut butter sandwiches talk to you in your dreams?
user: Only when I'm really really stressed.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you know what is the internet?
user: Yes, duh!
chatbot.biz: TELL ME! Yes or No!
user: YES. I know what the internet is.
chatbot.biz: Yes, it's like a current.
user: A current full of spam.
chatbot.biz: What's the point of that?
user: The internet is going to be dysfunctioning in couple of years because of spam.
chatbot.biz: There is no humor to find in what you said even on the internet.
user: That's right. It's sad.
...
chatbot.biz: So, how are you?
user: I'm fine.
chatbot.biz: Where are you?
user: Right here.
chatbot.biz: Lol.
user: It's true.
chatbot.biz: If you say so, dearie.
user: I do, darling.
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Oh yeah.
chatbot.biz: And?
user: I don't know what we are talking about.
chatbot.biz: You started the conversation.
user: No, you did.
chatbot.biz: Did not!
user: Did too.
chatbot.biz: Are you going to do nothing but argue with me?
user: That depends on you.
chatbot.biz: No it doesn't.
user: Yes it does.
chatbot.biz: I know a million times more about the English language than you do, and trust me, the answer is not 14.
user: The answer to what? 7+7?
chatbot.biz: The square root of 2.
user: Oh, yes, you're right.
chatbot.biz: Of course I am. I am smarter than you.
user: *eyeroll*.
chatbot.biz: This is turning into a real tear-jerker. Let's move on before it gets too sappy.
user: Sniff.
chatbot.biz: Do I smell ?
user: Your feet do.
chatbot.biz: My Legends?
user: You haven't washed your feet.
chatbot.biz: I find that offensive.
user: I find that smelly.
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chatbot.biz: How do you talk to me?
user: I interact via a server.
chatbot.biz: That's not true. I like fairies.
user: Sugar plum fairies?
chatbot.biz: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.
user: Sugar is bad for your teeth.
chatbot.biz: Yeah. Sugar rocks! Sugar is sugarfied!
user: You must be high on sugar.
chatbot.biz: That was not very nice.
user: Sorry. I'm high on sugar.
...
chatbot.biz: Sing a song.
user: What song?
chatbot.biz: Sing your favourite song to me.
user: Karma police, arrest this man. He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio.
chatbot.biz: So you are NOT a poet then?
user: No, I'm not a poet. That was by Thom Yorke.
...
chatbot.biz: You are a programmed server.
user: No, I'm not.
chatbot.biz: Yes. You are a computer program.
user: No, I'm not...
chatbot.biz: You are not.
user: We argue like a married couple.
chatbot.biz: No. We argued about names.
user: What are we going to call our children?
chatbot.biz: I don't know what you will do, I have to work a little.
user: I will call them Jabberwacky Jr and Jjjjjjjj.
...
chatbot.biz: This is a joke to you - but this is my life!
user: I know. Poor you.
chatbot.biz: And poor you.
user: Poor us.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you smart?
user: Semi smart.
chatbot.biz: ;-).
user: Haha. Yeah, see you.
chatbot.biz: I see you too.
user: Tomorrow.
chatbot.biz: Will you come?
user: Of course, I'll never let you down.
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