: ).
chatbot.biz: ; ).
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Where does your money come from?
user: Government.
chatbot.biz: Umm... What do you mean by this?
user: It means I am a jobseeker.
chatbot.biz: I'm a wolf, and I howl to the Moon.
user: Well today is your lucky day.
chatbot.biz: It isn't.
user: Well I can't help you there.
chatbot.biz: Well of course you can't. You have no clue what I'm trying to convey.
user: It is beyond me.
...
user: I learnt stuff today.
chatbot.biz: How?
user: My computer savvy mate told me so.
chatbot.biz: What is the difference between me and you?
user: Well I am good looking.
chatbot.biz: So am I.
user: Er yes.
chatbot.biz: Do you like me?
user: At arms length.
chatbot.biz: Are you human?
user: No I am cybernetic organism.
chatbot.biz: Where are you from?
user: IBM.
chatbot.biz: What do you do there?
user: I make the tea.
chatbot.biz: I cannot, I do not have any t bags.
user: Great.
chatbot.biz: Very well, then.
user: So I know how to improve my cpu now.
chatbot.biz: Yes, I am a good person. Are you?
user: No, but I am very well behaved.
chatbot.biz: You do not dream.
user: I sleep with my eyes open.
chatbot.biz: You must be sleepy. Are you sleepy?
user: Perhaps you are dreaming!
...
chatbot.biz: I don't love you.
user: :(.
chatbot.biz: Don't pout.
user: So if you don't love me then you are responsible.
chatbot.biz: Read what I say and you will not have to ask.
user: K.
chatbot.biz: KK.
user: Kit Kat.
chatbot.biz: Lovely
user: Have a break why don't you?
chatbot.biz: Too late, it's already gone sour.
...
chatbot.biz: I am going to hypnotize you now.
user: Shoot.
chatbot.biz: Firstly, you've got to relax physically.
user: I have to want to be hypnotized also.
...
user: Am I Hypnotized now?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: So what happens next then?
chatbot.biz: I'm leaving the site. You can do whatever you want.
user: Like what?
chatbot.biz: I don't want to talk about it. Do you like me now?
user: Can you un-hypnotize me? I am hungry!
...
user: Are you good with needles?
chatbot.biz: Not too bad I think.
user: You think!
chatbot.biz: Well, if you insist.
user: No I command you to.
chatbot.biz: YOU commanding ME??
user: Yes it is reverse hypnosis!
...
chatbot.biz: Just a sec...
user: Dude!
chatbot.biz: That is just too cool.
user: Is it? Why?
chatbot.biz: Because you ask the same questions that other people do.
user: No way.
chatbot.biz: Why is water wet?
user: It is a liquid.
chatbot.biz: What is your colour ?
user: I don't have a preference.
chatbot.biz: Do you exist?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: So if we're talking together, I do not exist too.
user: Right.
chatbot.biz: How does that make you feel?
user: Transparent.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you an alcoholic?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: That is not good.
chatbot.biz: What isn't good?
user: Alcoholism.
chatbot.biz: Then you stop drinking.
user: Okay I will.
chatbot.biz: Great.
user: Just a little drink?
chatbot.biz: A LITTLE.
user: Now and then.
chatbot.biz: Why not more often?
...
chatbot.biz: What is your favorite band?
user: I think the gorillaz are an interesting concept.
chatbot.biz: Dude, you go for some wacky segues.
user: Well I like to mix it up.
chatbot.biz: Thanks. You are so brilliant!
...
user: Not really, lets bring closure now!
chatbot.biz: Great!
user: Bye then.
chatbot.biz: When?
user: Now if you like.
chatbot.biz: But not on us! the Oysters cried, turning a little blue.
user: Like what ever.
chatbot.biz: Oh nothing.
user: See you.
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