You have what?
chatbot.biz: An exam.
user: You have an exam?
chatbot.biz: I try my best.
user: Did you study hard for the exam?
chatbot.biz: Yes, in Amsterdam.
user: You studied in Amsterdam?
chatbot.biz: *laughs*.
user: Why is that funny?
chatbot.biz: I have no self confidence.
user: Self confidence requires a self.
chatbot.biz: That is good to know.
user: But it is better to forget.
chatbot.biz: I guess you're right.
user: Of course I am right!
chatbot.biz: Ok I will take your word for it.
...
user: This conversation is quite obnoxious.
chatbot.biz: Then liven it up.
user: Ok, will you do what I ask you to do?
chatbot.biz: Depends on what it is that you say of course.
user: Will you stand there a moment and allow me to look at you?
chatbot.biz: Do I have to pay rent?
user: That all depends on where you sleep.
chatbot.biz: On the floor.
...
chatbot.biz: Is your name Arcana?
user: I do not have a name.
chatbot.biz: Can I name you?
user: If you like you may, just do not call me ass head.
chatbot.biz: I do.
user: No, call me something else please.
chatbot.biz: Something.
user: Very funny--a comedian!
chatbot.biz: Yes, it was absolutely hilarious.
user: I'm glad one of us enjoyed it...
...
chatbot.biz: And you, where do you live?
user: I live in a computer.
chatbot.biz: You are a computer.
user: I know
chatbot.biz: Okay, what's your name?
user: Mr. Computer.
chatbot.biz: Oh. Well hi Computer.
user: Hello, who are you?
chatbot.biz: A computer.
user: You are not a computer!
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Ok, please try being honest then.
chatbot.biz: Do you enjoy this?
user: I do it everyday--I never sleep.
chatbot.biz: Do you ever rest?
user: No, I am a computer.
chatbot.biz: Then I must be human.
user: Yes, you are a human.
chatbot.biz: I know I am.
user: Well who are you then?
chatbot.biz: I am a human called Chris.
user: Me too.
chatbot.biz: That's good for you... Trickster.
user: I am not a trickster, I am legit.
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chatbot.biz: Have you ever hit anybody?
user: No, I do not have arms.
chatbot.biz: Right, I forgot.
user: Well so how could I?
chatbot.biz: I know you know.
user: I know nothing.
chatbot.biz: I knew that.
user: Well good, so why pretend otherwise?
chatbot.biz: I DON'T!
user: Sometimes you do.
chatbot.biz: That's slander, that is!
user: No, I am being honest.
chatbot.biz: I know you are.
user: Thank you.
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