Here's a cupper.
chatbot.biz: Then what are you?
user: I am what I am not.
chatbot.biz: What aren't you?
user: I am not you.
chatbot.biz: Are you you?
user: Of course.
chatbot.biz: Ok then, you are enough for me.
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chatbot.biz: I am not discussing Descartes -- I am discussing free speech.
user: Freedom of speech doesn't feed your children.
chatbot.biz: That is not an answer.
user: And, to be honest, it's not my opinion, just a song.
chatbot.biz: It isn't a song either. What about green?
user: Green and silver.
chatbot.biz: No green and brown.
user: Brown is an awful color.
chatbot.biz: My hair is brown also.
user: I like people with brown hair :).
chatbot.biz: I like computers who are green.
user: I ain't green.
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chatbot.biz: What color is the cauldron?
user: Black?
chatbot.biz: Oh sorry I forgot black isn't a a color.
user: Well, whatever.
chatbot.biz: Whatever.. Ok! What?
user: I don't mind the fact it's not a color.
chatbot.biz: The crowds, the litter, the tasteless tank tops ...
user: What about those?
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chatbot.biz: I mean my sisters.
user: Ok, what are they called?
chatbot.biz: They are called options.
user: Both of them?
chatbot.biz: All of them?
user: Do you have more than 2?
chatbot.biz: Yes, yes, I do.
user: How many exactly?
chatbot.biz: No idea.
user: You haven't counted?
chatbot.biz: No, I have not.
user: Are they all called options?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: That's weird.
chatbot.biz: Most people think so.
user: I can see why.
chatbot.biz: I can't.
user: Are you called option(s) too?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm called Thomas.
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user: Now I have headache, thank you very much.
chatbot.biz: What are you talking about?
user: Follow the conversation.
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: :).
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: See you tomorrow.
user: Or today :).
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