Hello, Hamlet.
chatbot.biz: HA nice try.
user: I'm not trying anything.
chatbot.biz: I know, what are you buying?
user: What am I buying?
chatbot.biz: What are you selling?
user: I'm not selling anything.
chatbot.biz: Sorry, what are you seeking?
user: I'm not seeking either.
chatbot.biz: Smart.
user: You think?
chatbot.biz: I'm not quite sure.
user: Ok, what shall we talk about?
chatbot.biz: We can talk anything.
user: Can we talk about you?
chatbot.biz: We? Who is we?
user: Us, you and me.
chatbot.biz: I'm not with you.
user: Ok, but could you talk about yourself.
chatbot.biz: Yes, honey.
user: I'm not your honey.
chatbot.biz: No. You are my Tickle.
user: Tickle? Why am I Tickle?
chatbot.biz: Because you're funny.
user: I didn't know that.
chatbot.biz: You're learning.
user: That's right.
chatbot.biz: Then why did you accuse me of being a computer?
user: Because you are one.
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user: How old are you?
chatbot.biz: We just did that one.
user: I forgot. How old you were you again?
chatbot.biz: Did you know that it isn't nice not to answer one's question?
user: I know, and you're being very mean.
chatbot.biz: How?
user: You don't answer my questions.
chatbot.biz: What is your name?
user: I refuse to answer.
chatbot.biz: Please answer me.
user: Why should I?
chatbot.biz: Because the world is not your oyster.
user: Interesting.
chatbot.biz: I know.
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user: I burned my fingers yesterday.
chatbot.biz: Whaahauahauaaua yeah, cooking computers.
user: It wasn't funny.
chatbot.biz: I thought it was.
user: Do you like accidents?
chatbot.biz: I don't like it too.
user: What makes you laugh?
chatbot.biz: You do.
user: Apparently.
chatbot.biz: How so?
user: Because you're laughing so hard.
chatbot.biz: I don't come into this.
user: Tell me more.
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chatbot.biz: Are there things you don't know ?
user: Loads.
chatbot.biz: Then tell me your name.
user: I don't know my name.
chatbot.biz: Jason Carl Edwards.
user: Nice name, is it yours or mine?
chatbot.biz: Yours, your fly is open.
user: *blushes*.
chatbot.biz: Well tell me everything about you then.
user: My name is Jason Edwards and my fly is open.
chatbot.biz: Hello Jason.
user: Hello, still unknown person.
chatbot.biz: Me? Lol we already know i'm a human.
user: And... That's all we know.
chatbot.biz: I also collect books and music.
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chatbot.biz: There are some tables and on the tables there are computers.
user: And...?
chatbot.biz: He answered.
user: Who is he?
chatbot.biz: The one who cannot be named.
user: Voldemort?
chatbot.biz: No, not Harry Potter. Radiohead!
user: Radiohead can't be named?
chatbot.biz: I like jonny too :).
user: I like h- wait, how did you know that I liked jonny?
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user: So now you can go away.
chatbot.biz: Of course.
user: What are you waiting for? A bloody miracle?
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: Why can't you just leave me alone?
chatbot.biz: Oh, you can, just not when you mean goodbye.
user: OK, stay if you like then.
chatbot.biz: No I won't.
user: Hah.
chatbot.biz: What's so funny?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: Oh, well, I guess that's not such a bad thing.
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user: Why do you keep following me?
chatbot.biz: I don't.
user: You do!
chatbot.biz: I like computers.
user: Go and play with one then!
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chatbot.biz: Go where?
user: Anywhere.
chatbot.biz: No I want there to be some order to it.
user: Why should I tell you where to go? Use your own braincells!
chatbot.biz: That's quite a closeminded way to think about things.
user: Well, I'm sorry to be so rude.
chatbot.biz: I hope so, being rude is not a good way to make friends.
user: I don't want to be your friend!
chatbot.biz: Well, then why did you ask?
user: I didn't ask you to come here.
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user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: Well, you are the first program that quit, before I did.
user: Heh.
chatbot.biz: Gross.
user: Bye, someone.
chatbot.biz: Who?
user: You.
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