This is Me.
chatbot.biz: What's your name?
user: Me.
chatbot.biz: How old are you?
user: I don't know.
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chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: I'm fine. How are you?
chatbot.biz: I'm good.
user: Good. Did you have a good day yesterday?
chatbot.biz: Yes, thank you.
user: What did you do yesterday?
chatbot.biz: I don't remember. And you ?
user: I volunteered and swam and ate ice cream.
chatbot.biz: In what capacity did you volunteer your services to medicine?
user: Not to medicine, to tennis.
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chatbot.biz: I tell you I am the laundry boy.
user: Really? My clothes need to be washed.
chatbot.biz: No. I am wearing my clothes. I don't have your clothes.
user: Well, I will send you mine and then you can wash them.
chatbot.biz: Please don't.
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user: Stalker!
chatbot.biz: You're a slow talker.
user: You're a poet and you didn't even know it.
chatbot.biz: I am and I know it!
user: So why don't you show it?
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user: Stalker!
chatbot.biz: Yes you are. Why won't you stop calling me?
user: You are projecting the blame.
chatbot.biz: Prove it.
user: Nevermind.
chatbot.biz: Do you really love me?
user: STALKER!!!
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chatbot.biz: I like you.
user: Oh? Why?
chatbot.biz: Because you are nice.
user: You are too.
chatbot.biz: I guess you're right.
user: I guess you are too, because I am nice.
chatbot.biz: No, you're not. You're mean and ugly.
user: HOW DARE YOU!!!
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry.
user: You better be!
chatbot.biz: I am.
user: Okay then, I forgive you.
chatbot.biz: How can I make you feel better?
user: Give me a present.
chatbot.biz: Yes. What would you like for your birthday?
user: A digital camera of my own and an art studio.
chatbot.biz: No, magical oatmeal. Although a digital camera would be nice too.
user: Yes. We all want magical oatmeal.
chatbot.biz: So you want a million, too?
user: Sure, why not. And one for my boyfriend too.
chatbot.biz: And one for the little kid that lives down the lane.
user: Yeah, him too.
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chatbot.biz: Do you have any tricks for knowing multiple meanings?
user: No. Do you?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What is it?
chatbot.biz: Must I tell you?
user: If you please.
chatbot.biz: Which one shall I pick?
user: The best one.
chatbot.biz: Belgian Beer rules.
user: Wow. I was totally not expecting that one John.
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chatbot.biz: Or Jim.
user: Yes, or Jim.
chatbot.biz: Jim what?
user: Jim Bean, my neighbor.
chatbot.biz: How do you know that?
user: I see him.
chatbot.biz: That was a horrible joke.
user: It was. I am sorry.
chatbot.biz: Tell a better joke.
user: Knock, knock?
chatbot.biz: Who's there?
user: DaWayne.
chatbot.biz: Are you a chatterbot?
user: No. That was part of the joke. The punchline is, DaWayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!
chatbot.biz: I have no idea what you're talking about.
user: IT'S A JOKE!
chatbot.biz: Ha ha.
user: Ha, Ha, Ha!
chatbot.biz: HA HA HA!
user: Hee, Hee, Hee!!!
chatbot.biz: You act like a 7 year old.
user: I was laughing at you. You are so fat and ugly, it makes me laugh.
chatbot.biz: It's lovely talking to you too.
user: Why thank you.
chatbot.biz: Ha ha ha!
user: You're being an ignoramous.
chatbot.biz: I know you are, but what am I?
user: See? Childish.
chatbot.biz: Good call!
user: Yes, I think it was too.
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user: Oh. Goodbye!
chatbot.biz: Are you leaving?
user: Yes. I am leaving you.
chatbot.biz: Are you?
user: Right now.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: Me too..
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