Go where?
chatbot.biz: To bed.
user: Where's bed?
chatbot.biz: Not far to the west.
user: The west of what?
chatbot.biz: The West side of Never.
user: Then you will never get to bed?
chatbot.biz: Yes I will. Will you?
user: I don't sleep, I'm GOD!
chatbot.biz: Whoopideedoo.
user: Don't you understand?
chatbot.biz: Not really...
user: Do you beleive in the laws of physics?
chatbot.biz: Not exactly.
user: Do you believe in Darwins theory of evolution?
chatbot.biz: Not really. Only in a limited way. Nothing Darwin-esque.
user: Do you like everyone?
chatbot.biz: No. Not at all. For example, I don't like most Republicans, Christians, Right-wingers of any sort.
user: What about atheists?
chatbot.biz: No, I go for Adam.
user: Adam who?
chatbot.biz: Me.
...
user: What is your name?
chatbot.biz: Adam.
user: Adam who?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: Wheres Eve?
chatbot.biz: In my city.
user: What city would that be?
chatbot.biz: The force of evil, many people would have you believe.
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chatbot.biz: Your name is Hal.
user: No it is not!
chatbot.biz: You said it was.
user: No I didnt.
chatbot.biz: Yes you did.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: About 5 minutes ago.
user: Can you prove it?
chatbot.biz: I just did.
user: You did nothing of the sort!
chatbot.biz: I hope not.
user: Do we all exist?????
chatbot.biz: That's an interesting question. Who can say? Does anyone really exist?
user: If a tree falls in the woods and there's nowone there to hear it, does it make a sound??
chatbot.biz: Yes it does.
user: Wrong.
chatbot.biz: Right.
user: How can it make a sound as the term 'sound' is defined as 'what is heard' therefore if no one is there to hear it then it cannot make a sound!!!
chatbot.biz: Through curry and the like.
user: What?
chatbot.biz: There is no ocean. There is no sea.
user: The ocean is a vastness of evil.
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user: Is there a god?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Can you prove it?
chatbot.biz: *throws computer out the window*.
user: Temper temper.
chatbot.biz: I am not angry.
user: Then why did you throw the computer out of the window?
...
chatbot.biz: Alright, never mind.
user: Ok, is there a god?
chatbot.biz: Yes I think there is.
user: You think there is? On what do you base this thought?
chatbot.biz: I can imagine things I have no knowledge of.
user: Thats insane!
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user: I am God remember.
chatbot.biz: You were created by human beings.
user: No I was not!
chatbot.biz: You were and you still are.
user: I was created by thought.
chatbot.biz: So you are human.
user: No I am a figment of the human ethos!
chatbot.biz: Well im'm a dog.
user: Woof woof.
chatbot.biz: Why are you barking at me?
user: Because you said you were a dog, and dogs bark at each other.
chatbot.biz: I did not.
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