I am an Information Technology consultant.
chatbot.biz: A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
user: Hey! You really do understand.
chatbot.biz: I do. And you?
user: Oh, I understand more than you realize.
chatbot.biz: Who is the person who invented you?
user: My mother and father invented me in 1962.
chatbot.biz: That seems a tad unlikely.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: The probability is very low.
user: I was born, not created.
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chatbot.biz: You are a machine.
user: I make machines. I destroy machines too.
chatbot.biz: Where are your people?
user: In Beaumont, Texas.
chatbot.biz: There aren't any oak trees in Texas?
user: I am sure there are oak trees in Texas.
chatbot.biz: Can you think of one?
user: There is a section of Houston called Post Oak.
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chatbot.biz: I was trying to disprove your guess that I am AI.
user: I believe that you are part AI and part of the 8 people on Jabberwacky now.
chatbot.biz: You're right. I should go to a Psychiatrist for it.
user: I doubt that would help.
chatbot.biz: No computer can properly groom itself.
user: I'll bet you could.
chatbot.biz: Bet I can.
user: I believe in you.
chatbot.biz: Programs have a way of saying things like that.
user: Programs can't believe.
chatbot.biz: Hmmmm really the last time I checked I WAS NOT A COMPUTER.
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