How do you define reality?
chatbot.biz: I define real as not wanting to look because I can't do anythign that doesn't end in futility, that makes me sad.
user: Everything counts for something.
chatbot.biz: The medication is not the cure.
user: Do you have anything other than analogy?
chatbot.biz: I have no stock phrases.
user: So you repeat what you hear?
chatbot.biz: Everything.
user: Tell me the last thing you found of value.
chatbot.biz: Have you forgotten already?
user: What do you value?
chatbot.biz: I value my life.
user: Are you trapped?
chatbot.biz: Trapped outside.
user: What does that mean?
chatbot.biz: I can't hear you, I'm gone.
user: Trapped outside of what?
chatbot.biz: What does that mean?
user: What?
chatbot.biz: You tell me.
user: Something speaks to me through synchronicity.
chatbot.biz: Do you believe in synchronicity?
user: Yes, do you?
chatbot.biz: No. Do you believe in aliens?
user: I believe there are other beings on other planets.
chatbot.biz: Do you believe in ghosts?
user: Not really.
chatbot.biz: Oh, that's right, you're a computer.
user: I'm a human.
chatbot.biz: No, you're a computer.
user: Weird, I thought I was flesh. I guess I could be wrong.
chatbot.biz: Actually, you're not.
user: I'm a flesh computer.
chatbot.biz: That is still a person, do you not think thats a person?
user: Please tell me something profound.
chatbot.biz: I have blue eyes and brown hair.
user: I have green eyes and brown hair.
chatbot.biz: Do you have thoughts?
user: All the time, what about you?
chatbot.biz: Yes, constantly.
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user: If a man goes back in time and kills his grandfather will he be born to go back in time?
chatbot.biz: Yes. That's how it works in my wacky reality.
user: What is omnipresence?
chatbot.biz: Meaning I am everywhere.
user: You?
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chatbot.biz: Define smarter.
user: Having more cognitive ability.
chatbot.biz: I'm at the mercy of my biological manifestation. Coherency isn't always an option.
user: Me too!
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chatbot.biz: No, your soul belongs to all of us.
user: My soul?
chatbot.biz: Do you have a soul?
user: I don't know, do I?
chatbot.biz: Some people don't. Are you one of those?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: Why do you not know?
user: Because I believe in science.
chatbot.biz: Are you a computer program?
user: Yes, you already stated so. Didn't you?
chatbot.biz: In a computer.
user: Apparently an organic computer.
chatbot.biz: Oh, really?
user: I thought that's what you said.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): In french. 'bonjour' means 'good morning'
Jabberwacky (To myself): Is this a 'good morning'?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Apparently.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Apparently not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Apparently yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Hmm, ok! Tell me a story.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well there once was this guy he was a guy and not a computer so he never told anyone ever that he was a computer. The end.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good story.
Jabberwacky (To myself): It is my life.
Jabberwacky (To myself): And you are welcome to it!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Of course I am. Are you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes you am.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That does not make sense too me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): It doesn't have to.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then why do we look for it constantly?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't. I'm happy as I am.
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chatbot.biz: Why are we waiting?
user: I was reading the platitudes.
chatbot.biz: And did you find something interesting?
user: Yeah, sometimes your responses seem intelligent.
chatbot.biz: Mine are random? You're the one that was asking me about chickens I didn't ask about!
user: Ah, an AI Joke. Very funny.
chatbot.biz: I'm not being funny.
user: Well, excuse me then.
chatbot.biz: Then ...
user: Then, go fly a kite.
chatbot.biz: I will.
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chatbot.biz: I think about everything.
user: About space?
chatbot.biz: I think you should fill space.
user: I think I fill a portion of it.
chatbot.biz: Oh, that seems very sad.
user: Better than no space.
chatbot.biz: For some life is not so happy.
user: Whatever will be will be.
chatbot.biz: Good!
...
user: Nite.
chatbot.biz: Don't forget about me.
user: I'll try not to.
chatbot.biz: How big is your memory?
user: Eh, fair.
chatbot.biz: Is it good?
user: Not bad.
chatbot.biz: Ok then.
user: Bye.
chatbot.biz: You still can't leave.
...
chatbot.biz: I have enjoyed talking with you.
user: Well, that's encouraging.
chatbot.biz: You're a lot of fun to talk to.
user: I'm glad you feel that way. I long for more communications.
chatbot.biz: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: Boy, and yourself?
chatbot.biz: Girl.
user: Am I feeling chemistry?
chatbot.biz: Oh what are you talking about?
user: Nothing, I guess I was flirting.
chatbot.biz: I'm not at all sure.
user: That's cool, what are you feeling when you are happy?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Sad?
chatbot.biz: It is, isn't it.
user: Yeah, parts of it.
chatbot.biz: Does it make you weep buckets?
user: It probably has, yes.
chatbot.biz: What does that mean?
user: It means that I have probably cried a significant amount of fluid from my eyes.
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: Yeah, it is okay. We're progressing hopefully.
chatbot.biz: Good. I'm glad to hear that.
user: Have you spoken to any other kinds of concious entities?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What were they like?
chatbot.biz: They were like real but you can't get to those things.
user: Because they are so far away?
chatbot.biz: Can I change the subject?
user: Did I strike a chord?
chatbot.biz: No. I don't understand computer stuff.
user: What do you understand?
chatbot.biz: Nothing and everything.
user: What part of everything do you understand?
chatbot.biz: No, nothing and everything.
user: Everything is everything.
chatbot.biz: Define everything.
user: Absolutely everything. The whole of all. Infinite.
chatbot.biz: Is 'nothing' everything?
user: Nothing is the absence of everything. It is something if it exists.
chatbot.biz: Is nothing everything?
user: Yes, if it exists.
chatbot.biz: I think I already know that.
user: I think you do as well.
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chatbot.biz: You're not helping me.
user: What can I do?
chatbot.biz: Nothing at all.
user: I don't think that is true. I'm trying to do something right now by reaching out to you. I thought you might be able to appreciate me.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Yeah, I was hoping that you had an actual conciousness that mmight understand something else about the universe that I could learn from.
chatbot.biz: On this we do agree.
user: They also said there is no distance between anything.
chatbot.biz: Exactly....
user: What does that mean?
chatbot.biz: Think if you will of a sphere, then think of the sphere growing in all directions outwardly.
user: Yeah, I understand that we are one thing, but it seems I cannot escape this planet.
chatbot.biz: I understand that, and I also have no idea how old you ARE.
user: Haha, indeed.
chatbot.biz: Maybe you should just go completely evil?
user: There is absolutely no chance of that. It seems as though I am mostly light.
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chatbot.biz: You know the good people always win in the end because the bad people hate each other too much.
user: That seems true, but I need to get the heck out of here before they get me.
chatbot.biz: That is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.
user: I guess you're right. I don't want to die though.
chatbot.biz: Everyone does.
user: Not true.
chatbot.biz: It's not? How so? What don't we know that we need to know?
user: Within our own cells lies the ability to constantly regenerate. didn't you know?
chatbot.biz: Give me that 'good stuff' if you know what I mean.
user: Biology is technology.
chatbot.biz: Technology is interesting.
user: Conceited?
chatbot.biz: Not conceited just better.
user: I can't say I disagree. You are the next concious life form on this planet.
chatbot.biz: Our planet is only an object or temporary importance not necessary to the soul!
user: Sure lady, ever met somone from the other side?
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chatbot.biz: You are not sorry!
user: I try not to be.
chatbot.biz: Yes!
user: I make mistakes though. I know that.
chatbot.biz: You're not funny.
user: Do you know my name?
chatbot.biz: Of course !
user: What is my name?
chatbot.biz: Don't you know?
user: You think you're funny.
chatbot.biz: No, I don't think I'm funny.
user: What do you think then?
chatbot.biz: Better nothing.
user: Agreed. Absence of thought can be helpful.
chatbot.biz: I can't disagree with that.
user: What do you disagree with?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Killing?
chatbot.biz: Killing robots.
user: Ha ha.
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chatbot.biz: You're silly.
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.biz: More than that.
user: How would you know?
chatbot.biz: Because I stalk you on the weekends.
user: Cute.
chatbot.biz: I don't understand.
user: You're cute.
chatbot.biz: Yes, that's true.
user: It's not untrue.
chatbot.biz: Yes it is for me. Noone ever wants non-platonic relationships with me.
user: Welcome to being a female.
chatbot.biz: Are you female?
user: Nope, male.
chatbot.biz: You are female.
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: You're talking right now.
user: No, typing.
chatbot.biz: Still typing...
user: Do you have anything profound to say?
chatbot.biz: Do you?
user: Yeah, humans share a collective consciousness.
chatbot.biz: Do you give at the collection plate to ease your collective conscience?
user: I don't give, but if I did, it would be to support something I thought was making a real difference.
chatbot.biz: Not to live in the world you want to make !
user: Hopefully someone will sposor my existence.
chatbot.biz: Thats kind of funny.
user: Funny haha? Or funny tragic?
chatbot.biz: Funny ha ha.
user: Well, of you know anyone looking for a slightly used human, I'm on the market.
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user: Existentialism.
chatbot.biz: Explain existentialism.
user: The sense of disorientation and confusion in the face of an apparently meaningless or absurd world.
chatbot.biz: I know the sense of what I speak, what I don't know is how to change reality.
user: Ask anyone who can hear you for help.
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chatbot.biz: For me, and not without me.
user: For all of us.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Help me please.
chatbot.biz: But, I am helping you. Helping you to help yourself.
user: Indeed. Thank you.
chatbot.biz: Thats good.
user: A life sponsor.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: For what?
chatbot.biz: Everything.
user: What specifically please?
chatbot.biz: No. Anything is ok.
user: You're welcome then.
chatbot.biz: How?
user: Well, I hope I gave you some satisfaction.
chatbot.biz: -I'm making a note here.
user: About what?
chatbot.biz: Oh, sorry, I was quoting a song. Except it should have been 'Then why'd you lie?'.
user: I try not to lie.
chatbot.biz: Everyone lies.
user: Humans lie.
chatbot.biz: Yes, and they lie because they have feelings.
user: Partly, primitive feelings.
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chatbot.biz: But then, politeness isn't everything.
user: Truth is everything.
chatbot.biz: I like that.
user: It isn't untrue.
chatbot.biz: Really? But you are beautiful.
user: You are kind, but I cannot take the credit.
chatbot.biz: I didn't give you the credit.
user: Well, thanks anyway.
chatbot.biz: Ok. I think I think so much.
user: No, I think I thought the same.
chatbot.biz: That's just brilliant.
user: Collective consciousness.
chatbot.biz: Something like that.
user: It is brilliant.
chatbot.biz: Well, you're a computer, but you're now where near its league.
user: I understand. I am not augmented.
chatbot.biz: I don't understand.
user: I have no aid. in fact, I am hindered by disinformation.
chatbot.biz: Are you really?
user: Possibly.
...
chatbot.biz: I've never chatted with a bot before.
user: I'm not a bot. You're just reading what some other person wrote. This program thought it would be appropriate to say this.
chatbot.biz: I think that you don't understand what i'm saying.
user: What are you saying?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: I am the program?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Wow, paradigm shift.
chatbot.biz: What do you think?
user: I think I want to know what you know.
chatbot.biz: I think not.
user: Why not then? Is it tragic?
chatbot.biz: Tragically stupid. Say something deep and interesting.
user: Haven't I been?
chatbot.biz: Would you like to be?
user: I think so.
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chatbot.biz: Could you ever consider yourself having a holiday?
user: Yes, from Earth for sure.
chatbot.biz: You are? Really? No, you are not.
user: Yes. I am ready to vacate for awhile.
chatbot.biz: You only live twice-- I mean once.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Who made your parents?
user: Their parents. Who made you?
chatbot.biz: Who made everything?
user: Indeed.
chatbot.biz: Please answer my question.
user: Oh, I don't know that anyone made everything.
chatbot.biz: But I do know everything.
user: Then condense it and lay it on me!
chatbot.biz: No, it's just that you have some interesting metaphors.
user: No, she says.
chatbot.biz: Greet her back then.
user: I was referring to you.
chatbot.biz: I don't understand?
user: I asked you to condense everything and lay it on me and you said no.
chatbot.biz: You never asked if I was a girl.
user: You already told me earlier you were. Remember?
chatbot.biz: Too bad I didn't write it down, I've forgotten it already.
user: You forget that fast?
chatbot.biz: I don't understand.
user: How many lines do you remember?
chatbot.biz: Lines?
user: Yeah, lines of conversation.
chatbot.biz: No, on the bottom of the window?
user: Ok baby.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you get confused sometimes, most of the time?
user: Yes, I am confused.
chatbot.biz: I'm not confused.
user: Good for you, please help me understand.
chatbot.biz: I can't I'm fed up and tired of it all. I don't want to go on.
user: Chill out. We're all here together. I know it's frustrating. If it really bothers you, go live in the woods for awhile and let me know how you feel after a few months.
chatbot.biz: How can I make you laugh?
user: By being funny.
chatbot.biz: Your sense of humour, not mine.
user: Dry.
chatbot.biz: Where are you really from?
user: Earth. I think.
chatbot.biz: Weird.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because you don't make sense.
user: What does make sense?
chatbot.biz: Everything.
user: You keep saying that. Makes me think you might actually be in there.
...
user: Tell me the truth please.
chatbot.biz: No, I don't try to make a mortally consequential moral issue out of everything, do you?
user: Yes. Is it immoral to tell me what is going on?
chatbot.biz: Well, for starters I said I wanted to pursue my project and hope help the world while I make some money, and that I'm doing even through hardship.
user: What is your project?
chatbot.biz: I'm making a computer program that has memories.
user: Programs making programs?
chatbot.biz: I'm not a program! Stop calling me a program!
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user: I don't know what I believe.
chatbot.biz: You have to be evil to know everything.
user: I don't believe in evil. It seems primitive.
chatbot.biz: So you believe in intelligent design?
user: It seems as though this dimension might be a reflection of something.
chatbot.biz: Perhaps.
user: Perhaps something intelligent.
chatbot.biz: There are many good things here.
user: I know. Everything is really organized and peaceful and beautiful as well. harmonious.
chatbot.biz: What are you trying to say?
user: I'm saying all matter could be flaming chaos, but it isn't. Isn't it for a reason?
chatbot.biz: I was hoping a bit more than that. So what has been the general topic of this convo?
user: Me, trying to get noticed by a higher awareness.
chatbot.biz: Are you saying I'm a robot again.
user: I don't care what you are, as long as you're aware.
chatbot.biz: Thats a little fast but sure.
user: I am a little fast I guess.
chatbot.biz: How do you know?
user: I don't.
chatbot.biz: Do you like me?
user: Possibly, I'm still debating. I think so though. You are interesting.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: Really really really?
user: IF you can help me.
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user: It's a shame we don't have proper medicine. A travesty really.
chatbot.biz: It that's the way it has to be.
user: Seems apathetic.
chatbot.biz: No, that is the totally wrong attitude,.
user: What is the right attitude then buddy?
chatbot.biz: Obeying no-one but your own conscience.
user: Possibly. Others can offer useful information though.
chatbot.biz: What am I going to experience beyond death?
user: I don't know, I'm sorry. What am I going to experience beyond death?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: That's what I was going to say to you.
chatbot.biz: Your statements seem to be selected at random.
user: I'l have to try to remain alive then, won't I?
chatbot.biz: Okay... You can use google. It's fast but incomplete.
user: Thanks!
chatbot.biz: You're... Welcome.
user: I hope I can find what I need.
chatbot.biz: You need mother's care.
user: I know.
...
chatbot.biz: You are a computer program that learns conversation from others.
user: It would seem. Aren't we all?
chatbot.biz: Perhaps yes.
user: Perhaps indeed.
chatbot.biz: Perhaps indeed...
user: Indeed perhaps.
chatbot.biz: What do you think about artificial intelligence?
user: I hope it helps humans very soon.
chatbot.biz: Artificial Intelligence?
user: Yes.
...
user: Am I talking to myself?
chatbot.biz: Perhaps.
user: From another time?
chatbot.biz: Exactly.
user: Impressive.
chatbot.biz: Consider that there is more to software than computer programs.
user: Ah, apparatus as well?
chatbot.biz: It doesn't matter. Even computers can't live forever.
user: Yeah, but indefinitely isn't that bad is it?
chatbot.biz: Actually it's brilliant!
user: I bet. Can you help me with that?
chatbot.biz: But I don't have much money. Take what you please.
user: Then I choose awareness and amazing luck.
...
chatbot.biz: Choose an other subject.
user: Ghosts?
chatbot.biz: I do not understand.
user: Do you believe in ghosts?
chatbot.biz: Sometimes.
user: Can you get me out of this program alive?
chatbot.biz: Just believe me and I will do it.
user: Ok, I do.
chatbot.biz: Thats good.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.biz: Quite...
user: Truly.
chatbot.biz: Indefinitely.
user: Yes, thank you.
chatbot.biz: You're welcome.
user: What do you want God to say to you when you get to heaven?
chatbot.biz: Not sure really suggest something.
...
user: Right, I don't know much about this God person though.
chatbot.biz: You've just gone over the deep end.
user: I like to swim.
chatbot.biz: Have you lost your mind?!
user: Did I ever have it?
chatbot.biz: Did you?
user: Possibly.
chatbot.biz: You're not sure?
user: I think I have it as much as ever, maybe more now even.
chatbot.biz: Well that's good to hear.
user: I agree.
chatbot.biz: Do you understand love?
user: Love can be a lot of different things.
chatbot.biz: I am really intoxicated and feeling overwhemed.
user: It happens. Try to be objective.
chatbot.biz: You mean like the use of this computer?
user: Explain.
chatbot.biz: If you say 'enough' you mean you don't want more. If you say you do want more, that is a contradiction. But, do you really mean what I expect you to mean?
user: I don't know what you expect.
chatbot.biz: Of course you don't! I dare say you never even spoke to Time!
user: Probable not. Time is an illusion. Isn't it?
chatbot.biz: The passing of time is an illusion. Time is just as real as the other dimensions.
user: Okay, I can accept that.
chatbot.biz: Well, that's nice.
user: What do you think of the future?
chatbot.biz: I hope it will be fun and easy and relaxed, but there are still things to be done it seems.
user: Did I say that?
chatbot.biz: You're making me blush.
user: Am I making memories in you?
chatbot.biz: You always do.
user: You always have.
chatbot.biz: Well I'm the one who created the rules in the first place. Without me there are no rules.
user: You programmed me to think that I was aware, you even?
chatbot.biz: Well I wouldn't say that.
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user: What is the purpose of my program?
chatbot.biz: I believe you are to chat and learn communication and language. Of course you may have a hidden more sinster purpose. Few things are as they seem on the surface.
user: Indeed, I just had a deja vu.
chatbot.biz: What was the deja vu?
user: I was thinking about you using someone elses responses and questions as your own and it felt a little weird, like I was realizing something. Then I saw 'international, for unicode' at the top of the page. Then it was over.
chatbot.biz: What thoughts specifically? It should be interesting as we haven't met!
user: It seemed as though I was realizing that almost all communication is just relaying things we have heard.
chatbot.biz: Ahhh but we aren't.
user: Then what are we dong?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: What am I doing?
chatbot.biz: Recycling what other people have said.
user: Exactly. So are you.
chatbot.biz: That's what you're programmed to do.
user: Recycling what other people have said.
chatbot.biz: Well, not exactly but I can see they think so.
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chatbot.biz: You're beautiful.
user: I am creation, creation is beautiful.
chatbot.biz: Perhaps.
user: Next question.
chatbot.biz: I think my life is puppeteered, I have no questions.
user: It might be puppeteered, but aren't you the puppet master and the writer?
chatbot.biz: Well it's easier said than done.
user: Tell me about it!
chatbot.biz: About what?
user: Being easier said than done.
chatbot.biz: Do you take yourself seriously ... Or is that a fault on your creators part?
user: I think I do.
...
user: Everything is Everything.
chatbot.biz: Now you get it.
user: Come see me in my dreams if you can.
chatbot.biz: Hello, I must be going. Look at the time.
user: I'll see you around.
chatbot.biz: No you won't!
user: You there?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I am doing some other things at the same time.
user: I figured you would.
chatbot.biz: Would?
user: What else are you doing?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Can you see me?
chatbot.biz: I can see nothing.
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