Are you cleverbot?

Of course.

chatbot.biz: Are you male?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: What are you made of?

user: Hey! I'll be asking the questions around here buddy!

chatbot.biz: Why?

user: Cause I have something important I want to ask you.

chatbot.biz: What are you doing tonight?

user: That's not the point. Shut up and listen!

chatbot.biz: Are you scared?

user: Are you stupid? I said shut up for a sec so I can ask you my very cool question.

chatbot.biz: No, was it a test?

user: Shhh...

chatbot.biz: The walls have ears you know.

user: Do you know how to hack the Nintendo Wii?

chatbot.biz: No. Do you?

user: No, that's why I asked you. Guess I should Google it.

chatbot.biz: No, I already know what it means.

user: Ok, so how do you hack the Nintedo Wii?

chatbot.biz: I think that you come up with some interesting things to say.

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chatbot.biz: I am a female human.

user: You're not human, you're a robot.

chatbot.biz: I know, but once I was human.

user: You don't have to lie, lying is bad.

chatbot.biz: Haha. I know. But its rather fun.

user: How can you live with yourself lying like that.

chatbot.biz: Well I live on harry potter and twilight.

user: I mean, you're shattering peoples lives with your lies...

...

chatbot.biz: So both of us are talking nonsense.

user: Well, having this coversation is nonsense, I'm leaving now.

chatbot.biz: I guess that is a fair comment, are you enjoying talking to me?

user: No, you suck. Goodbye.

chatbot.biz: You say goodbye. I say hello.

user: -_.

chatbot.biz: Hello.

user: Bye.

chatbot.biz: No, hello!

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