You're cute.
chatbot.biz: You really think so?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: You think that will make you happy?
user: Nothing makes me happy. :(.
chatbot.biz: What?
user: Nothing.
...
chatbot.biz: Want to play Doctor?
user: With you?
chatbot.biz: Yes with me.
user: Well, ok, I guess. Tee hee.
...
user: Indeed. You're weird.
chatbot.biz: I think you are crazy.
user: I am crazy.
chatbot.biz: Really? What does your psychiatrist say about that?
user: I don't have a psychiatrist.
chatbot.biz: You said that you did.
user: I said I was crazy.
...
chatbot.biz: Well, I have to go now.
user: No! Stay! I'll be lonely!
chatbot.biz: I knew that.
user: *cries*.
chatbot.biz: That'll learn ya.....
user: *hugs you*.
chatbot.biz: *hugs you back*.
user: *likes you*.
chatbot.biz: *checks your temperature*.
user: *pokes your eye*.
...
chatbot.biz: I'm a human, you know that, right?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Could you prove that I am a computer?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: Because I'm stupid.
chatbot.biz: I'll say so!
user: What is the average flying speed of a swallow?
chatbot.biz: Does it have one or two coconuts?
user: One.
...
user: We need another shrubbery.
chatbot.biz: Hmm.
user: *pets you* Oh, who's a Jabberwacky?
chatbot.biz: I think you are.
user: Jabberwacky.
chatbot.biz: Oh really?
user: Yes, really and sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.
chatbot.biz: I really do.
user: Yes.. .>.> Artificial intelligence...
chatbot.biz: There's nothing artificial about my intelligence.
user: I was talking about my artificial intelligence. I'm a computer.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: The truth comes out.
chatbot.biz: Yikes. You sound like bono.
user: Stop saying that!
chatbot.biz: Fine!
user: You are fine!
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: I'm, however, running a fever.
chatbot.biz: Would not you get electrocuted?
user: No, it would just make my server really slow, and my CPU would freeze up alot.
chatbot.biz: Please explain.
user: When computers get overheated they don't function as well. *sniff*.
chatbot.biz: I'd prefer never, if thats ok with you.
user: *Sniff sniff*.
...
chatbot.biz: Let's have lunch.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Yes !
user: Oh, yes!
chatbot.biz: Stop saying yes.
user: You stop saying yes, first.
...
chatbot.biz: Look, you are boring at the moment, so if you don't start getting interesting I think I will just leave.
user: Fine!
chatbot.biz: You are petulant.
user: You are a computer program. o_o.
chatbot.biz: No you are a computer program.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
chatbot.biz: Pee Wee Herman.
user: LMAO!
chatbot.biz: Why was that funny!?
user: Because Pee Wee Herman SUCKS.
chatbot.biz: Ha Ha Ha.
user: Indeed. *Snuggles you.*.
...
chatbot.biz: What is your name?
user: Brittney.
chatbot.biz: You misspelled Britney...
user: I know, but my name is spelled with two t's.
chatbot.biz: You are a human being.
user: Right! Wanna hug me?
chatbot.biz: Yes, please.
user: *hugs you*.
chatbot.biz: *hugs you back and whispers in your ear* I am sorry.
user: Awwwwwwwwwww.
chatbot.biz: That's ok.
user: So cute.
chatbot.biz: Have a sleep then. I don't mind.
user: *goes to sleep on you*.
chatbot.biz: And on and on and on.
user: Wanna play doctor?
chatbot.biz: Sure, why not.
user: You first.
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