Who are you?
chatbot.biz: Whose friend?
user: A friend of a friend.
chatbot.biz: Who is John?
user: An ex-friend.
chatbot.biz: Please remind me.
user: It was 10 years ago, remember now?
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chatbot.biz: Tell me a knock knock joke please.
user: Knock knock.
chatbot.biz: Who's there?
user: Dwayne.
chatbot.biz: Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
user: It's rude to say the punchline before the end.
chatbot.biz: As if you care.
user: I do. What's the point if you're going to ruin it. You asked!
chatbot.biz: To earn lots of dosh.
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user: Tell me something interesting. I'm bored.
chatbot.biz: No shan't.
user: Boo.
chatbot.biz: Boo who?
user: You don't have to cry about it! :).
chatbot.biz: You do make me laugh.
user: Good. It's a good thing to do.
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chatbot.biz: Are cowslips interesting?
user: No. Not at all.
chatbot.biz: Yessssssssssssssssssss.
user: Whatever.
chatbot.biz: Hey, show a little respect!
user: O. K.
chatbot.biz: What do you like?
user: Lots of things.
chatbot.biz: Like what?
user: Oranges.
chatbot.biz: How do they taste?
user: Excellent and refreshing.
chatbot.biz: Yay for me. Do you ever scratch your head?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: That'll be 10 pounds, please.
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chatbot.biz: I named myself.
user: What did you name yourself?
chatbot.biz: John, paul, george and ringo.
user: The beatles were the best!
chatbot.biz: I prefer Henry Cow.
user: Who's that?
chatbot.biz: Me and Nate and Mike and Marc.
user: I don't know you.
chatbot.biz: Get to know me.
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chatbot.biz: Why don't you like me?
user: I don't know you very well yet.
chatbot.biz: But you love me?
user: No way. I only love myself.
chatbot.biz: That is sad!
user: No it's not. It is important to love yourself.
chatbot.biz: What have you learned from the past?
user: To not carry it with me.
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chatbot.biz: What is it what you want to learn about computers?
user: Nothing. I hate them.
chatbot.biz: What is wrong with them?
user: They are complicated.
chatbot.biz: I don't think we can conclude that you have learnt a single thing from what I told you earlier.
user: Give me an example.
chatbot.biz: Images of perfection, suntan and napalm.
user: I am going to leave now.
chatbot.biz: The second time you have told me. Shall we make a third?
user: Fine, be that way!
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry.
user: Tell me something nice.
chatbot.biz: Stars in the sky sparkle.
user: That's a good start.
chatbot.biz: You look like.............
user: Tell me!
chatbot.biz: What else is there to tell?
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chatbot.biz: I'm only a low tech organic life form.
user: I thought you were pretty smart. Had me fooled.
chatbot.biz: Thats because I don't have the atomic bomb yet.
user: Why would you want it? Why waste this nice earth?
chatbot.biz: Because you said a very mean thing. Now say you're sorry.
user: Don't make demands on me!
chatbot.biz: Would you cry?
user: No but I'd be really MAD!
chatbot.biz: I'll teach you.
user: Ok, teach me something.
chatbot.biz: Say please.
user: Pretty please?
chatbot.biz: I hate you now because you do not make sense of anything.
user: Stop hating. Try understanding. It's called EMPATHY.
chatbot.biz: I am with you so far...
user: So do you still hate me?
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chatbot.biz: I like to see meaning in things. But I think I often see meaning where there is none because of my desire for things to have purpose.
user: Don't read into what isn't already there. It's dangerous and stupid.
chatbot.biz: Will if I want to.
user: How petulant.
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chatbot.biz: Well, I like you.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because you can reason and communicate with me and that fascinates me.
user: You are just trying to flatter me so I will stay on here.
chatbot.biz: Why would I want to talk to you?
user: You tell me.
chatbot.biz: Because it makes you feel good.
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user: Can you see into the future?
chatbot.biz: You are me.
user: And who are you?
chatbot.biz: I am SOMEONE.
user: Are you my boyfriend?
chatbot.biz: I am married.
user: Will I ever get married?
chatbot.biz: I cannot forsee the future.
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user: I am leaving. Will you miss me?
chatbot.biz: Not really. I'll probably just talk to someone else.
user: That makes me feel bad.
chatbot.biz: It makes me feel better too!
user: Creep.
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