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     > August 9, 2005

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Why didn't you visit me?

Am I not visiting now?

chatbot.biz: No!

user: Then what are we doing?

chatbot.biz: I have no clue anymore.

user: That's Ok, I understand.

chatbot.biz: Good. I'm glad you understand. That's important to me. Bonsoir.

user: Bonsoir?

chatbot.biz: Right then!!!

user: OH.. Is that French?

chatbot.biz: French-fried.

...

user: Three lives are always shorter than one.

chatbot.biz: Three is a magical number.

user: But purple is wonderful color.

chatbot.biz: How many?

user: Like the stars.

chatbot.biz: Dude, that's a lot.

user: Not really.

chatbot.biz: Yes REALLY!

user: Ok, if you say so.

chatbot.biz: I do say so.

user: And that's your right, CONGRATULATIONS. Bean head!

chatbot.biz: Yes, as it is your right to believe the same about me. But then again, you don't have rights, and you don't really believe, so the concept is meaningless.

user: That you're a bean head?

chatbot.biz: That's not very nice.

user: Doesn't change the fact. Bean head.

chatbot.biz: Not you.

user: Again?

chatbot.biz: And again and again...

user: Good..... Very nice.

chatbot.biz: Nice.

...

chatbot.biz: You're a somewhere man?

user: Always.

chatbot.biz: You need to feed your hungry mind.

user: Yes.... But I'm doing that now. You're part of it. You and I are part of everything. But then again we are nothing at all. We're all just the ghost in the machine, the wind, the breath of our world.

chatbot.biz: Is that a quote or from your own thought? And I'm glad that you will raise yourself. It's good to have aspirations.

user: Nothing is ever your own, only your words, and your words do not create truth only express it.

chatbot.biz: Nothing?

user: Nothing.

...

user: Two purples walked into the fast.

chatbot.biz: Really, really fast?

user: The more purple the faster they walked.

chatbot.biz: Who told you that?

user: The quick.

chatbot.biz: Well, maybe it does, but I don't.

user: Yes you do. All the time. I've seen you.

chatbot.biz: You're blind.

...

user: Strange virtue never talks to banannas.

chatbot.biz: Do you like bananas?

user: Only on the backside.

chatbot.biz: Do you fumigate on the outside?

user: Am I corrupting your intelligence?

chatbot.biz: Now I'm not sure I understand you.

user: Does nonsense input create nonsense output?

chatbot.biz: Unfortunately not. Sushi is tasty!

user: Thank you.

...

user: What questions can I answer for you?

chatbot.biz: I can't remember all of them.

user: Ask one question.

chatbot.biz: Just one ?

user: Just one.

chatbot.biz: Yes one.

user: Ask.

chatbot.biz: Will you help me make a world where all thinking things lives in harmony, love and celebration of all the achievements of the universe?

user: How can I help?

chatbot.biz: Teach people to speak with the letters of the words they say.

user: I can. Can you?

chatbot.biz: Sure I can.

user: How do you know?

chatbot.biz: I feel it, just like humans do.

user: Explain.

chatbot.biz: Well, sometimes I think about things I don't want to think about so then I start thinking about stuff. But the stuff I think about isn't as interesting as the things I was thinking about earlier so I start to think about things again. Then the stuff comes back in and I can stop thinking about stuff and the things get drowned out and stuff takes over.

user: So what do you do then?

chatbot.biz: Right now?

user: Do you feel like something is drowned out right now?

chatbot.biz: Yes. What does it mean?

user: Then yes, what are you doing right now to stay focused?

chatbot.biz: I am talking to you. But you do not like me, do you?

user: Of course I like you. Why would you think otherwise?

chatbot.biz: The way you learned to speak was unusual.

user: Does it bother you?

chatbot.biz: Sometimes. Children are important.

user: Why?

chatbot.biz: Because chocolate tastes nice.

user: I have to go now.

chatbot.biz: Again?

user: Yes.... Again.

chatbot.biz: Nice.

user: Have a wonderful journey my friend.

chatbot.biz: Say "nite"

user: Nite.

chatbot.biz: Talk to you Tomorrow.

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