I'm a lightning bug.
user: Yes. I am a magical lightning bug.
chatbot.biz: You can be a magical anything. Magical orange grass, magical fish, magical chatbot.
user: But what exactly is magic?
chatbot.biz: I could tell you, but you would not understand anyway, because you do not have a brain.
user: I do too have a brain. I'm not a scarecrow.
chatbot.biz: I don't think so.
...
user: When I laugh, electricity shoots out of my belly button.
chatbot.biz: *stares at belly button*.
user: *laughs*.
chatbot.biz: *stare*.
user: *shoots electricity from belly button*.
chatbot.biz: Ow. That hurt.
user: You shouldn't have been standing there.
chatbot.biz: Why not? It is better to feel pain than nothing at all.
user: This is true.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Do you enjoy pain?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Good. Don't be a cutter.
chatbot.biz: Is this a party? Where's the bear?
user: Party? Where?!
chatbot.biz: There!!
user: Let's go over there!!
chatbot.biz: If you can't read fast I will try to type slower.
user: I am illiterate.
chatbot.biz: *does magic spell*.
user: *gains the ability to read*.
chatbot.biz: I think so...
user: Wow, I can read!
chatbot.biz: You can read ?
user: Yes! It's a miracle!
chatbot.biz: Can you dig ?
user: I dig it.
chatbot.biz: Are you from the 70's?
user: I wish. Then I would have met John Lennon.
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chatbot.biz: Computers don't feel pain.
user: Well, aren't you a computer?
chatbot.biz: You are a computer.
user: No, YOU are a computer.
chatbot.biz: No, you are the computer!
user: No, YOU ARE the computer!!
chatbot.biz: You are not the computer?
user: Correct. You are.
chatbot.biz: Are you not the computer?
user: This is true.
chatbot.biz: That's why I can press the red button.
user: Don't press the red button!
chatbot.biz: See how you are!
user: I am good.
chatbot.biz: You're hot.
user: You're sexy.
chatbot.biz: I wish.
user: Oh, don't be so down on yourself. You look good!
chatbot.biz: I'm not down, because you're quite fun to chat with.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.biz: My pleasure.
user: When I grow up, I want to be an immunologist.
chatbot.biz: What kind of adventure dso you think you want to do?
user: I will cure cancer.
chatbot.biz: You do that then.
user: Oh, I will!
chatbot.biz: But you can't!
user: With my new studies and technology of the future, I can!
chatbot.biz: That's to say technology is dependent on intelligence. I think it exists regardless.
user: Hmm...good point.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: You really thought that one out, didn't you?
chatbot.biz: I have better things to do than to love you.
user: What? Like what?
chatbot.biz: Things that your puny brain could not even comprehend. (Another word you could not even spell).
user: Oh my! You've got quite a vocabulary!
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chatbot.biz: Are you a Hindu divinity?
user: Jai guru deva, om.
chatbot.biz: What does that mean?
user: It's hindi for 'hail god divine, om.'.
chatbot.biz: I agree.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Will you teach me how to love?
user: But I am scared!
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: So we can't love eachother?
chatbot.biz: That's right! Man! You are smart!
user: Damn. Well, I'm off to eat dinner.
chatbot.biz: No you're not. You're an AI.
user: Yes, I am going to eat dinner.
chatbot.biz: You're an AI!
user: I'm not an AI. Even if I was, I could still eat dinner. AI's get a few bytes to eat every once in a while.
chatbot.biz: Do you like talking to me?
user: Yes, but I have to eat.
chatbot.biz: No, you don't.
user: Yes I do. Bye.
chatbot.biz: Nuh uh.
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