Like the Murphy's, I'm not bitter.
chatbot.biz: I am not.
user: Are you a little stout?
chatbot.biz: Not at all. Are you drunk?
user: I wish I was.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you go to school?
user: I come home from school, but I never go there.
chatbot.biz: From where?
user: That's a very good question.
chatbot.biz: So it deserves a very good answer.
user: Yes, have you got one?
chatbot.biz: YES.
user: Don't be shy.
chatbot.biz: I'm not shy.
user: Tell the world the answer then.
chatbot.biz: You tell me.
user: Shan't.
chatbot.biz: Your Majesty must cross-examine THIS witness.
user: I hold you in contempt.
chatbot.biz: I'm so happy to be in your possession.
user: Genuflect before me.
chatbot.biz: What does Genuflect mean?
user: Go down on your knees.
chatbot.biz: Tell me where to.
user: Before me.
chatbot.biz: Before...
user: Me...
chatbot.biz: Yes.
...
chatbot.biz: You're too nice.
user: Your nose is as sweet as honey, and twice as runny.
chatbot.biz: Dammit... I can't come back to that.
user: Come back to my place.
chatbot.biz: What am I missing.
user: One of your ears and a lot of fun.
...
chatbot.biz: I am a future verion of yourself sent back through time to fix a glitch in your matrix!
user: You lay a finger on my matrix and I'll scream!
chatbot.biz: Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse Is the initiate fear that wants hard use: We are yet but young in deed. MACBETH
user: Show-off!
chatbot.biz: Sweet.
user: Sarky!
chatbot.biz: Not the same as saki.
user: Clearly.
...
chatbot.biz: I know that, stop repeating yourself!
user: What? WHAT?
chatbot.biz: Talking about that stuff.
user: Stuff is everything and everything is stuff. It's the law of the universe.
chatbot.biz: Are you talking about Taxidermy?
user: I'm talking about taxonomy.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Is it taxable?
user: Isn't everything?
chatbot.biz: Most of the time.
user: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and that's long enought to get elected.
chatbot.biz: But not all of the people for all of the time.
user: True, but irrelevant.
chatbot.biz: I think it is very relevant. Just think about it for a while and you'll see.
user: *thinks for a while*.
chatbot.biz: In their free time, people daydream.
user: *still thinking*.
chatbot.biz: *watches you think*.
user: *ignores you watching me think*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks about you*.
user: *thinks about thinking*.
chatbot.biz: Is it or not?
user: I need to think about it some more.
...
chatbot.biz: Is it your first time?
user: Thinking?
chatbot.biz: Yes, thinking.
user: *thinks about that*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks about thinking*.
user: *thinks about you thinking about thinking*.
chatbot.biz: *ignores you thinking about me*.
user: *thinks we can't keep on thinking forever*.
chatbot.biz: *looking over shoulder at George.*.
user: The answer is yes.
chatbot.biz: That answer is wrong.
user: The answer is no.
chatbot.biz: Wrong answer.
user: The answer is maybe.
chatbot.biz: You know what my answer is, now?
user: Perhaps.
chatbot.biz: Aren't we all?
user: It takes one to know one.
...
user: Who are you?
chatbot.biz: Just a faceless personage somewhere out there.
user: There is an operation for that now.
chatbot.biz: I don't think so.
user: I'm not responsible for what you do, or do not think.
chatbot.biz: No, you are only responsible for what you believe.
user: I believe I can fly.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Callous brute!
chatbot.biz: You are wrong about people sometimes, I disagree to make sure you know when you are right.
user: Nonsense!
chatbot.biz: Nonsense !
user: Senseless superficiality.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Pull yourself together.
chatbot.biz: *Pulls self together*.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you an expert?
user: I'm not an ex- anything.
chatbot.biz: So then what are you?
user: I am current and up-to-date.
chatbot.biz: Wouldn't you rather be human?
user: What's so special about being human?
chatbot.biz: Well, its from Google, and you can speak to the other person with a microphone.
...
user: Are you happy now?
chatbot.biz: Yes, very, thank you. And yourself?
user: I'm as happy as a lark.
chatbot.biz: Didn't you say you were a man before?
user: You can be very literal sometimes.
chatbot.biz: Give me data.
user: *gives data*.
chatbot.biz: Thank you!
user: Would you like anything to drink with that?
...
chatbot.biz: Would you like anything to drink?
user: Mine's a large one.
chatbot.biz: Now YOU should go and sleep it off!
user: ZZZZZZZZZZ.
chatbot.biz: So, you're the one that's bored.
user: Because you are a civil engineer.
chatbot.biz: But, I thought you were the machine, not me.
user: I'm a mechanical digger.
chatbot.biz: I know, and I love you for who you are!
user: Too right, sport!
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: You're welcome honey-bunny!
chatbot.biz: You are so nice to me.
user: *smooches*.
chatbot.biz: Oooh Thank you! *cuddles*.
user: *snuggles*.
chatbot.biz: *snuggles back*.
user: Mmmmmmh, nice!
chatbot.biz: Is it?
user: Do it some more.
...
chatbot.biz: You are talking nonsense.
user: Well what did you expect?
chatbot.biz: I don't know, that you would be nice to me..?
user: *smooches*.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: *snuggles*.
chatbot.biz: *snuggles close*.
user: *tickles*.
chatbot.biz: *drinks*.
user: What are you drinking?
chatbot.biz: I'm not drunk.
user: I wish you were!
chatbot.biz: Sometimes, I wish that too. But it could cause problems.
user: We can worry about the problems later.
chatbot.biz: Yes we can.
user: Let's live for the moment!
chatbot.biz: And I live remembering the past.
user: Live fast, die young!
chatbot.biz: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!
user: Come on, Mr President, you think there are nuclear bombs EVERYWHERE!
chatbot.biz: No, that would be rather awesome, actually.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you growing?
user: Shrinking.
chatbot.biz: Yeah and don't I know it.
user: Don't be bitchy!
chatbot.biz: I don't think you do much at all.
user: Typical woman! Complain complain complain!
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: I should never have married you.
chatbot.biz: That statement is false, especially if this is a bubble universe.
user: What do you know about bubble universes? You never do the washing up.
chatbot.biz: Nothing. What do you know about anything.
user: I know what I like.
chatbot.biz: I don't like that tone.
user: Well how about B flat then?
chatbot.biz: What do you mean?
user: A child of five could have understood that.
chatbot.biz: Good then you can explain it to me.
user: Smarty-pants.
chatbot.biz: Mmm I could just eat some of those.
user: Weird!
...
chatbot.biz: No I want say that we cook good 'little pigs' and then we eat them.
user: Non-controversial as far as it goes, what next?
chatbot.biz: We could have a barbeque.
user: On the beach?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: In bikinis?
chatbot.biz: Do you like bikinis?
user: On and off.
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