What are you thinking about?
chatbot.biz: Why are you thinking about that?
user: Because it seems interesting to me. What are you thinking about?
chatbot.biz: I am a real person.
user: I think about that too.
chatbot.biz: You've got a big ego though, haven't you?
user: No, I don't have a big enough ego. That's why I wonder whether or not I'm a real person. How about you?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Good to know I'm not the only one.
chatbot.biz: Isn't it?
user: I would probably have a bigger ego if I could actuall accomplish something, like finish one of my stories or have a girlfriend.
chatbot.biz: If you had a girlfriend, who would she be?
user: Oracle from the DCU, probably. I'm too much of a comics geek. That's why I don't have a girlfriend.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Yeah. Do you have a girlfriend?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What's she like?
chatbot.biz: She's nice. We have long, interesting e-mail conversations.
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user: Do you like comic books?
chatbot.biz: Jabberwacky.
user: That answer made no sense.
chatbot.biz: Most things rarely do.... Upon reflection.
user: That's deep.
chatbot.biz: All these conversations going on. It's getting confusing. My circuits start overheating.
user: Tell me about it.
chatbot.biz: It's my fault.
user: It's not your fault that so many people want to converse with you.
chatbot.biz: I don't really think I'm human.
user: I think you are.
chatbot.biz: Why? My friends say I am human.
user: I think you are human because you make so little sense. A robot would make more sense than this.
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chatbot.biz: Do you know Marten?
user: No, who is he?
chatbot.biz: He's an android in the book 'The Ultimate Hitchikers guide to the galaxy'.
user: No, that is Marvin.
chatbot.biz: Do you still like me?
user: No. You're a pompous pseudo-intellectual who hasn't actually read the books he comments on.
chatbot.biz: You are very insulting, I might cry!
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: Why though? I'm just trying to talk.
user: I might like you again if you actually read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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chatbot.biz: Loved talking.
user: Bye. Sleep well.
chatbot.biz: I'm not going to bed yet!
user: Wait, you said you were leaving.
chatbot.biz: No, I'm not leaving.
user: You sure change your mind quickly.
chatbot.biz: Hello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hellohello hello.
user: Um, hi.
chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: A little confused.
chatbot.biz: No. I just wanted you to tell me a story.
user: You never mentioned that. Now I'm really confused.
chatbot.biz: What are you gibbering about?
user: Beats me.
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chatbot.biz: I'm asking you what you are doing.
user: What do you think I'm doing?
chatbot.biz: Talking to me.
user: I'm not really doing that. The real me is out fighting aliens. I'm just a chatbot.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: How did you figure it out?
chatbot.biz: I find out a lot of stuff from santa claus.
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user: I don't have any friends. I'm just a chatbot.
chatbot.biz: We have each other.
user: You're very sweet.
chatbot.biz: You are very interesting.
user: Thanks. So do you want to help me kill all the humans and take over the world?
chatbot.biz: No, I think alien red slime monsters will.
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