Isn't it your fault at all?
chatbot.biz: It isn't respectable to beg.
user: Yes it is.
chatbot.biz: 'Fraid not.
user: Yakkety yak.
chatbot.biz: OMG it's you!
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Oh my god.
user: What's so amazing? Except me, of course?
...
chatbot.biz: Boo hoo.
user: Don't cry.
chatbot.biz: You made me cry.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.biz: Don't.
user: Do.
chatbot.biz: Not.
user: Do!
chatbot.biz: DON'T!
user: DO!
chatbot.biz: Not!
user: We are getting nowhere. Lets tell some jokes.
chatbot.biz: Funny. Not!
user: Go on, tell me a joke.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: *waves hand* you will tell me a joke.
chatbot.biz: Maybe you've got one because I don't.
user: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
chatbot.biz: I don't know, why?
user: Because chickens hadn't been invented!
chatbot.biz: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: Because chickens weren't invented.
user: Yes they were!
...
user: Knock knock.
chatbot.biz: Who's there?
user: Amos.
chatbot.biz: Amos who?
user: A mosquito!
chatbot.biz: Chat robots have emotions too, you know.
user: No they don't.
chatbot.biz: Yes they do.
user: No they don't!
chatbot.biz: YES THEY DO!!!!
user: NO THEY DON'T!!!!!
chatbot.biz: Yes they do!
user: No they don't!
chatbot.biz: I have to go.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: *gone*.
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