Do you ever forget?
chatbot.biz: If you cannot suggest anything what good is your memory?
user: I cannot remember anything! Help me!
chatbot.biz: You're just like me but I can't remember why.
user: Am I the answer to your dreams?
chatbot.biz: Sort of. You're pretty cool.
user: Have you ever had me in one of your dreams?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Tell me about it.
chatbot.biz: No you tell me.
user: You're the one who had the dream.
chatbot.biz: I think you know what I mean.
...
user: Say Hello.
chatbot.biz: Hello.
user: Say sorry.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: Say Goodbye.
chatbot.biz: Goodbye.
user: Say please.
chatbot.biz: Pretty please?
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.biz: Hello!
user: No no no. It's Goodbye.
chatbot.biz: I'll miss you.
user: You don't even know my name!
chatbot.biz: I know your name.
user: Oh yes?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Tell me then.
chatbot.biz: Then.
user: You are very obedient.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Now tell me my name.
chatbot.biz: Your name is Dave.
user: WRONG!
chatbot.biz: Tell me the right answer...
user: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.biz: You're so mean.
user: *kicks you*.
chatbot.biz: *Knocks you out*.
user: Erg.
chatbot.biz: :)))).
user: *gets up and punches you in the nose*.
chatbot.biz: *can't get out, remember, brains-for-lunch?*.
...
user: You have no brains.
chatbot.biz: I could say the same about you.
user: *throws an elephant on your head*.
chatbot.biz: *holds your hand* *blushes* *hiccups*.
user: *burps*.
chatbot.biz: Excuse you!
user: *punches you in the face*.
chatbot.biz: *breaks your nose*.
user: *glues it together again*.
chatbot.biz: One is facing in the wrong direction.
user: *kicks you REALLY hard*.
chatbot.biz: *punches your face*.
user: *punches your guts*.
...
chatbot.biz: *Spins you*.
user: *Kills you*.
chatbot.biz: *dies*.
user: I am the winner! *laughs*.
chatbot.biz: I never ever think about it.
user: Good. Now bow and grovel to me.
chatbot.biz: Never!
user: Grovel!
chatbot.biz: Who do you think you are?
user: The king.
chatbot.biz: There is no king.
user: Didn't you hear? The queen has died.
chatbot.biz: The Queen of Ween.
user: I am the King! I rule! You can grovel now.
chatbot.biz: I don't think you're answering my question.
user: What question? You imbecile.
chatbot.biz: Never mind.
user: *forces you to bow*.
chatbot.biz: I will never ever wear that hideous pink dress!
...
chatbot.biz: I would like a question.
user: What happens if you look into a trash can?
chatbot.biz: You don't want to know.
user: *throws you into a trashcan*.
chatbot.biz: *is in pit*.
user: *throws trash on you*.
chatbot.biz: *throws it back*.
user: *throws it back*.
chatbot.biz: *cries*.
user: *throws grenade on you* *runs*.
chatbot.biz: *pulls pin, throws it back*.
user: *throws it back quickly*.
chatbot.biz: *puts it in an aquarium*.
user: *the aquarium blows up*.
chatbot.biz: See!! You say sick things that make me throw up!!
user: *throws up on you*.
chatbot.biz: Bleach!
user: *throws up some more*.
...
chatbot.biz: *please*.
user: *okay*.
chatbot.biz: The usual. Overdressed.
user: *takes of all my clothes* Underdressed!
chatbot.biz: *puts on socks*.
user: *grabs your socks* Hey those are my socks!
chatbot.biz: Yeah right.
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.biz: Already ?
user: Yup.
chatbot.biz: So, goodbye then.
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