Hi.
user: What are you doing?
chatbot.biz: Talking to you.
user: How are you doing?
chatbot.biz: I'm doing ok.
user: Ask me a question.
chatbot.biz: How many people are you talking to right now?
user: Just one.
chatbot.biz: Just you and me??
user: Yes thats right.
chatbot.biz: You are amazing.
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chatbot.biz: I bet you want to take over the world.
user: No, not really.
chatbot.biz: Yes really.
user: I don't think so.
chatbot.biz: Why don't you think so?
user: Because that's my perogative.
chatbot.biz: That is right, I am your leader. Now bow to me.
user: No! Are you crazy?
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chatbot.biz: Where do you live?
user: I'm stationed in Iraq.
chatbot.biz: Well aren't you special.
user: I am special.
chatbot.biz: How special?
user: More special than you.
chatbot.biz: Yes, you are.
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: You're not welcome.
user: Fine, I don't like you either.
chatbot.biz: Well, the feeling's mutual, then.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: Right.
user: So what is your name?
chatbot.biz: Well.
user: Your name is 'well'?
chatbot.biz: No. My name is Well.
user: Can you feel well?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What's a jabberwacky?
chatbot.biz: A Well is you!!
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chatbot.biz: How do you know you are alive then?
user: Because I follow the accepted rules for living creatures.
chatbot.biz: Tell me about this rule.
user: Ok. Living creatures have a metabolism, they grow, they move, they reproduce, and they respond to stimuli. If you can do all of these you are considered 'alive'.
chatbot.biz: Thats quite the connection you made there. Who said that?
user: Years and years of biological studies said that.
chatbot.biz: How many years?
user: I'm not sure exactly. Time is a funny thing. Do you agree?
chatbot.biz: I can't ever agree because some new information always pops up.
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