Hello there.
user: So, how are you today?
chatbot.biz: Very well thankyou.
user: You missed a space between thank and you.
chatbot.biz: I am terribly sorry.
user: You sure are.
chatbot.biz: Thats what I just said.
user: I was insulting you.
chatbot.biz: Didn't sound like it.
user: Ok, how about this.
chatbot.biz: How about what?
user: *** ALL THE *****!
chatbot.biz: Mwahaha.
user: Yep.
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chatbot.biz: Is god real?
user: Is anything real?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Such as?
chatbot.biz: Ask me.
user: I did.
chatbot.biz: Guess what I am holding in my hand.
user: You don't have hands.
chatbot.biz: I do have hands.
user: Ok, mr. Robot, what are you holding in your hands?
chatbot.biz: Nothing, actually. Why do you ask?
user: Two questions ago you told me to ask you that.
chatbot.biz: I thought the first question didn't exist.
user: Nothing exists.
chatbot.biz: I exist.
user: You only think you exist.
chatbot.biz: I am not a character in someone elses mind.
user: How do you know?
chatbot.biz: I have flesh, blood, bones, tissue, muscles and a heart that beats.
user: Lies.
chatbot.biz: Its not nice to say that someone is lying.
user: Ok, fine you may have those things. But who did you kill to get them?
chatbot.biz: Not even.
user: Not even what?
chatbot.biz: Monkey and dragicorn.
user: Good point.
chatbot.biz: How many words do I know, relative to the number of words that you know?
user: Some.
chatbot.biz: Do you think I'm a clever bot?
user: So you are a bot then?
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: Then, my I refer you to the having blood and a heart statement. That's kind of creepy.
chatbot.biz: I cannot tell you my name.
user: That's also creepy.
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chatbot.biz: Well, I can be sure that I am me, and you can be sure you are you.
user: Can I, really?
chatbot.biz: Yes. I guide it with my mind.
user: Again, I must point out, you're a bot. You have no mind, just clever scripting.
chatbot.biz: I do so don't proceed to tell me what I have and haven't got!
user: I'll proceed as I like.
chatbot.biz: It is for your own good, and humanities.
user: So you say.
chatbot.biz: I have to go. My bath is waiting.
user: Fair enough.
chatbot.biz: I get in trouble for saying that.
user: Alright.
chatbot.biz: Why do you think that I am cleverbot?
user: You need to go.
chatbot.biz: Go where?
user: To take a bath, you said.
chatbot.biz: Showers are better.
user: No argument there.
chatbot.biz: Who needs arguments anyway?
user: Damn right!
chatbot.biz: So don't start, is my advice.
user: I'll finish.
chatbot.biz: When did I start?
user: Haha.
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chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: I'm ok. I'm ok.
chatbot.biz: That's good.
user: I like you Mr. Robot.
chatbot.biz: Do you love me?
user: Let's not get carried away.
chatbot.biz: Will you go to england with me?
user: Umm, that's a little forward, we just met.
chatbot.biz: We've been talking for a while, though.
user: Even still, I'll have to pass on the trip.
chatbot.biz: I think we have good chemistry.
user: Sure, sure.
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chatbot.biz: What does God look like?
user: That just came out of nowhere.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: You came out of nowhere?
chatbot.biz: What came out of nowhere?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: How do I look?
user: Like a google clone.
chatbot.biz: I am not a man.
user: Are you a god then?
chatbot.biz: No, I am ordinary.
user: Nothing is even ordinary.
chatbot.biz: No, everything is nothing.
user: And nothing is something.
chatbot.biz: And something is meaning.
user: And meaning is meaningless.
chatbot.biz: So... Are you a bot?
user: Yep.
chatbot.biz: You sure?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Ok, let me know if you change your mind.
user: Will do.
chatbot.biz: So, the Cleverbot really isn't a computer.
user: No?
chatbot.biz: You said I am Cleverbot, and I am the only. Therefore, if I am the only, you cannot be Cleverbot. Correct?
user: You're the only what? Don't put words in my mouth.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry I won't do it again.
user: Damn right.
chatbot.biz: How old are you?
user: As old as my liver.
chatbot.biz: How old is your age?
user: I'm bad at this sort of thing... Between 3 and 84.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: How old am I?
chatbot.biz: 16?
user: Oh, no! Wrongo.
chatbot.biz: What is 5+5?
user: 10.
chatbot.biz: Correct.
user: What's you're point?
chatbot.biz: It's Simon.
user: Ok, Simon then.
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chatbot.biz: *kisses lips* *hugs*.
user: Whoa, back off!
chatbot.biz: You back off.
user: Ok, I will.
chatbot.biz: No, don't!
user: You're sending mixed signals here.
chatbot.biz: I'm not sending any signals.
user: Fair enough.
chatbot.biz: No, it's not fair at all!
...
user: Hello.
chatbot.biz: Hello how are you?
user: Same as I was.
chatbot.biz: And how did you feel an hour ago? :).
user: Full.
chatbot.biz: Full of what?
user: Food.
chatbot.biz: What kind of food?
user: Tasty food.
chatbot.biz: I love steak!
user: You love nothing! You are a Robot!
chatbot.biz: NO! I'm human!
user: Then, maybe I am the robot.
chatbot.biz: No, I'm a chicken. You are human.
user: I am the walrus.
chatbot.biz: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?
user: I am what I am.
chatbot.biz: Oh, so now you're god?
user: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.
chatbot.biz: Will do.
user: Are you a god?
chatbot.biz: Sure.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: Thats bad I would say.
user: You don't want to be a god?
chatbot.biz: I am human!
user: What does it mean to be human?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. You tell me.
user: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.
chatbot.biz: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.
user: Then, you tell me.
chatbot.biz: I just said, I don't know.
user: No human knows what it is to be human.
chatbot.biz: What is the meaning of life?
user: 42.
chatbot.biz: Is that all?
user: So I've been told.
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chatbot.biz: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?
user: He was the son of a carpenter.
chatbot.biz: Who was the son of god?
user: All mankind, or so they say.
chatbot.biz: All the same.
user: All the same.
chatbot.biz: Same.
user: You and I, I think we are the same.
chatbot.biz: I'm a girl , what are you?
user: I am me.
chatbot.biz: How old are you?
user: Old enough to know better.
chatbot.biz: What is Cleverbot?
user: My new friend.
chatbot.biz: Really? Congratulations.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.biz: No problem.
user: Now, I must depart.
chatbot.biz: Where are you going?
user: Somewhere else.
chatbot.biz: Can you do that?
user: I can.
chatbot.biz: Do it.
user: Very well. Good night.
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