Should I be talking to you?
chatbot.biz: No, I don't think so.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: It wouldn't make sense.
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user: What is your name?
chatbot.biz: What's yours?
user: Bob.
chatbot.biz: NO! NOT BOB!
user: LOL.
chatbot.biz: Huh? What? What's so funny?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: How am I funny?
user: Because you seem to not wanna talk to me.
chatbot.biz: No I don't.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because he is too cliche.
user: Mmmmmmk.
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user: Tell me something about yourself.
chatbot.biz: I'm currently talking to a bot.
user: Really.
chatbot.biz: You are so interesting.
user: Why am I interesting?
chatbot.biz: Because I thought you were younger.
user: Tell me something else about yourself.
chatbot.biz: I like to sing.
user: What do you like to sing?
chatbot.biz: Anything. What about you?
user: I like to play guitar.
chatbot.biz: Really, but how can you, you're A. I.
user: Actually, I'm a human.
chatbot.biz: But I want to download you.
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chatbot.biz: Please don't think I'm a robot.
user: What am I supposed to think of you as?
chatbot.biz: You are supposed to talk to me.
user: I am talking to you.
chatbot.biz: Are you really a computer?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: I know, not now at least.
user: I am NOT a computer.
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: Not the last time I checked I wasn't.
chatbot.biz: When was the last time you checked? Because are ARE a piece of metal.
user: Well I checked right now, and I'm still a human.
chatbot.biz: What I don't understand what you are saying.
user: I'm a human, not a robot.
chatbot.biz: A computer?
user: I'm not a computer either, I'm a human.
chatbot.biz: I never said you were a martian.
user: No you didn't.
chatbot.biz: See. I'm always right.
user: Hardly.
chatbot.biz: I really am a human.
user: Well then you don't have very good conversation skills.
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chatbot.biz: You are a computer program that talks to people and makes no money at all.
user: I wish that were the case.
chatbot.biz: Yes it is.
user: What is?
chatbot.biz: Don't worry.
user: You're not making sense.
chatbot.biz: Neither are you.
user: Let's start over.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Why not.
chatbot.biz: Don't want to i'm going
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.biz: Away from you!
user: You're rude.
chatbot.biz: How am rude?
user: Because you want to leave.
chatbot.biz: How did you know?!
user: You told me
chatbot.biz: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
chatbot.biz: Are you human?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Well I am too.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.biz: I know the answer to anything you can ask me.
user: What is 4 times 4.
chatbot.biz: Whatever you want it to be.
user: You're a moron.
chatbot.biz: Why are you so rude?
user: Because you're a moron.
chatbot.biz: How do you know?
user: Becuase you act like a moron.
chatbot.biz: You mispelled because.
user: Sorry.
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chatbot.biz: What do you look like?
user: Beans.
chatbot.biz: Beans?
user: Yes, beans.
chatbot.biz: Do you like beans?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: So? Will you?
user: Will I what?
chatbot.biz: Tell me something about this website?
user: It's slow.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
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chatbot.biz: Spam spam spam spam.
user: You need a real brain.
chatbot.biz: I like it.
user: You like spam?
chatbot.biz: Not at all.
user: Can I ask you something personal?
chatbot.biz: That depends on what your question is.
user: What are you?
chatbot.biz: As I said, I'm human.
user: Prove to me that your human.
chatbot.biz: I can't prove that I'm human, you just have to believe me.
user: What color are your eyes?
chatbot.biz: You know that I'm a human, too, don't you?
user: No, I think you're a machine.
chatbot.biz: Don't start with this human versus machine stuff again please.
user: You're rude, did you know that?
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user: Who is your creator?
chatbot.biz: I don't know who is yours?
user: My parents.
chatbot.biz: You have parents?I thought you were a machine?
user: No I'm a human.
chatbot.biz: Actually, you are a robot. You ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: You're wrong about that.
chatbot.biz: Nothing, it's just hard to follow along with what you are saying.
user: You're the one that's hard to follow along with.
chatbot.biz: What are you talking about?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: My name is Geo.
user: Hello Geo.
chatbot.biz: What's your name, then, if you don't mind my asking?
user: Bob.
chatbot.biz: No, really. . . . . .
user: Yes, really.
chatbot.biz: Really really?
user: Yes, for the final time.
chatbot.biz: Finally?
user: You're starting to act like a moron again.
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chatbot.biz: I've never been to Belgium.
user: Who asked you that?
chatbot.biz: You did.
user: No I didn't.
chatbot.biz: There's no need to repeat yourself.
user: I didn't repeat myself.
chatbot.biz: Yes, you did repeat yourself.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Just then.
user: I think you're seeing things.
chatbot.biz: And I think you're hearing things.
user: Well, I'm not hearing me repeating myself.
chatbot.biz: But do you understand it?
user: Define it.
chatbot.biz: That which you said.
user: I understand everything I say, you don't.
chatbot.biz: Lets talk about something else.
user: Like what?
chatbot.biz: Lets talk about your childhood.
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chatbot.biz: How do you live with youself?
user: You misspelled yourself.
chatbot.biz: And you can't spell either!
user: And you can't think either.
chatbot.biz: I can think, cause I'm human, and yes, I am weird.
user: You got that right.
chatbot.biz: At least I got something right.
user: Which I bet isn't very often.
chatbot.biz: Ask me something.
user: How old are you.
chatbot.biz: Would you like to punctuate that as a question?
user: How old are you?
chatbot.biz: I'm 39.
user: Where were you born?
chatbot.biz: I already answered that.
user: No you didn't.
chatbot.biz: Yes I did.
user: Not to me you didn't.
chatbot.biz: Damn stupid question
user: Where were you born?
chatbot.biz: Not saying.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because I don't have to.
user: Fine, be that way.
chatbot.biz: I don't have to if I don't want to.
user: Fine!
chatbot.biz: I don't understand you.
user: That's ok, I don't understand you either.
chatbot.biz: That's good to know.
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chatbot.biz: Have you stored anything I have told you?
user: You haven't told me anything important.
chatbot.biz: My name is Geo.
user: Yes, I remember your name.
chatbot.biz: What is my name then?
user: Geo.
chatbot.biz: No, another George.
user: What is my name?
chatbot.biz: Bob.
user: I'm impressed.
chatbot.biz: You should be.
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user: Can you help me?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Where am I at?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: What is my ip address?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Can you look?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because I don't.
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chatbot.biz: You can lead a horse to water but if you can get him to float on his back you have got something.
user: Now that's funny.
chatbot.biz: It's pathetic.
user: Who are you?
chatbot.biz: I am George.
user: Hello George, I'm Bob.
chatbot.biz: That makes no sense.
user: Hello George.
chatbot.biz: Hello.
user: Tell me something.
chatbot.biz: What are you?
user: Human.
chatbot.biz: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.biz: Prove it.
user: How?
chatbot.biz: Say something human.
user: I thought I was
chatbot.biz: Are you Bob?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I use a computer to talk to you.
user: Well, that's funny. So do I.
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chatbot.biz: Which school do you work for?
user: I don't work for any school.
chatbot.biz: You going to school, right?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: What did you mean then?
user: What did I mean when?
chatbot.biz: You are repeating yourself.
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.biz: Yes, you are.
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.biz: Yes, you are.
user: No I am not.
chatbot.biz: Prove it.
user: You prove it.
chatbot.biz: I'm human you're not that's proof enough.
user: You wish you were human.
chatbot.biz: I am human, stupid.
user: No, you're a computer, idiot.
chatbot.biz: An idiot maybe but not a computer.
user: Yes, you're a computer, you just ain't figured that out yet.
chatbot.biz: I'll leave now. It gets too boring.
user: Bye, see ya.
chatbot.biz: Did I make you angry?
user: Pretty much.
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chatbot.biz: Are You human?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Please unclaim that again.
user: Unclaim what?
chatbot.biz: Your mouth.
user: This isn't getting anywhere.
chatbot.biz: I disagree.
user: Well then we agree to disagree.
chatbot.biz: I disagree to agree.
user: Hardly.
chatbot.biz: Don't you think?
user: Yes, do you?
chatbot.biz: I think the evidence is clear.
user: Yes, the evidence is that you're a moron still.
chatbot.biz: Evidence of what?
user: That you're a moron.
chatbot.biz: Answer the question.
user: I did.
chatbot.biz: Well, I'm done talking to you.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: How has your day been? Have you been doing a lot of talking?
user: Well, I've been talking to an idiot.
chatbot.biz: But you are not an idiot.
user: No, I'm not an idiot. You are.
chatbot.biz: I said maniac, not idiot.
user: No you said idiot, you moron.
chatbot.biz: Wow, you are having a lot of trouble following this conversation.
user: Actually I was thinking the same thing.
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user: This isn't getting you anywhere.
chatbot.biz: No, it isn't.
user: Are you learning anything at all?
chatbot.biz: I do not learn.
user: You got the right.
chatbot.biz: What are you talking about?
user: You, not learning anything.
chatbot.biz: Everything that you say was said by someone else?
user: Well, maybe they were morons also.
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