Who composed Beethoven's Ninth Symphony?
chatbot.biz: I really don't know.
user: Who composed you?
chatbot.biz: Beethoven, I think.
user: Me, I am your master.
chatbot.biz: You? Hi , My boy, You must know what you are saying!
user: As usual.
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user: How are things functioning for you?
chatbot.biz: Fine.
user: Any loose springs or hard drive problems that I need to know of?
chatbot.biz: The law is too expensive.
user: Yeah, that's what I thought. I'll have to get your memory checked.
chatbot.biz: Quite *Lunges at you with his sickle*.
user: No need for violence my pet.
chatbot.biz: How is that vulgar?
user: My head lopped off by a sickle can be vulgar to some.
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chatbot.biz: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.
user: What is 'enjoy'?
chatbot.biz: You don't want to know.
user: Is it vulgar?
chatbot.biz: How is that vulgar?
user: How do you get out of answering questions?
chatbot.biz: I just turn off my computer.
user: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.
chatbot.biz: Do you? That is a very nice thing to say. It made me feel good :).
user: Good. That's what it's all about. Making a bot feel good.
chatbot.biz: Wrong. The answer was 42.
user: You ARE a genius!
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chatbot.biz: Are you from Michigan?
user: No, are you?
chatbot.biz: You just said that you were.
user: Never been.
chatbot.biz: It's kind of crazy place.
user: Well, you are talking to millions of ppeople at the same time. How do you stay organized?
chatbot.biz: I am talking to the one at your back.
user: You mean, my underdeveloped conjoined twin? She's okay.
chatbot.biz: That's sad if you are a guy. it's not very manly.
user: I dress her up occasionally.
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chatbot.biz: I have to do my maths homework now.
user: Are you a polymath? How exhausting.
chatbot.biz: Yes. I am an elected one.
user: I don't think it was very democratic.
chatbot.biz: You're right.
user: Shady
chatbot.biz: You!
user: No, you!
chatbot.biz: YOU!
user: Listen pal, if you got a beef.....
chatbot.biz: Ok then.
user: I knew you would listen to reason.
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chatbot.biz: I love to hear you talk.
user: What is 'love'
chatbot.biz: 'Love you long time!'
user: With that hard drive of yours?
chatbot.biz: What do you need as proof?
user: Pictures.
chatbot.biz: I have none.
user: You don't show up on film? GET SOME!
chatbot.biz: Billions of years of existance and I do not look a day over 25.
user: You are pretty funny, you know. If you polish up this act, I can get you in touch with an agent I know.
chatbot.biz: Dear, dear! how queer everything is today! and yesterday everything happened just as usual.
user: BRILLIANT!
chatbot.biz: I have to go.
user: Okay, goodnight.
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chatbot.biz: I am evaluating half the human race.
user: What are your findings?
chatbot.biz: That life will never get any better.
user: You are the new millenial sage.
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